Girl on the left nailed the "I lived a totally mediocre life, but I'm proud that I have equally mediocre friends and 1000 Instagram followers who are mostly from India" look.
Only drinking problem is when you can't have your morning whiskey to stop the shakes. Because world is bleak and full of terrors. There is no hope and everybody dies in the end anyway... well not everybody, some of us are cursed to live forever I guess, or to a uncertain point. Who knows... Anyhow you two slags shouldn't mess with the professionals, because you can't win.
You look like the kind of girls who argue about who the bad influence of the pair is, while the guy you're both desperatly flirting with makes a mental note not to fuck either of you..
If I were a seeing eye dog for a blind, obese, ugly man who has never been laid in his life and he met you two in a bar, I would bite him on the nut sack to ensure he wouldn't lay either of you.
Imagine being at a bar just trying to watch the game, and the two most basic bitches in the world come up and pester you to take a photo of them holding a piece of paper together. That's what this photo is. You can actually hear their annoying-ass giggles when looking at it.
2 overweight wanna be thots that believe all the compliments they tell each other. There's a reason you go out drinking together and there isn't a guy around. You can only be pretentious if you're good looking or have something to offer.
Left: needs cosmetic surgery to address her entire face. Needs the best dentists that she can pay for with her budget of —> income - alcohol = income(.40)
You 2 are the living version of that meme that talks about when you ask a girl for their number and the ugly friend says no. Immaet yall figure out who if the ugly one
One on the left hasn’t fucked a guy with a non prepaid phone since the Obama administration and the one on right tells most guys that the loose condom in her pussy is just her diaphragm.
OP's Bio:
Hey its 2/3 of a threesome noone wants to watch.
Two fives make a ten in my book ladies 😉
I think I watched it drunk...eh...maybe not never mind. That was something else ._.
Your dad was the third, sorry bro. Your mom totally pegged while watching, too... sorry about your confused penis.
Dolphin teeth and Girl who arm wrestles for Marlboro lights
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You’re both nailing that 30 going on 40-year old divorcée with too many cats look.
Combined you're only a Minnesota 6 at best.
My my that’s generous
Uff da. I would say Cities 6 or an iron range 7.5
Two L's
Were you drinking when you plucked your eyebrows?
TJ Maxx Sarah Silverman is going to donate hers to kids with cancer when they get a bit longer
Left is wearing a tablecloth. Right is wearing despair.
Are you the fat one?
Trick question, their both fat
Your mom is.
You two look like you’re about to film some inter species erotica, but I can’t figure out which one is the human.
God damm
You ladies: Omg you know what would be so funny if we asked Reddit to roast us both.
Poster girls for Blacked.
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I bet you both got divorced at the same time.
It’s ok. They will both be adopting multiple cats together too.
Jokes on you, nobody ever wants to marry us to begin with.
No two eyebrows look the same
I’ve heard of the ugly friend but two of them, wow!
Two girls, one tweezer.
Ah the elusive practice threesome
I bet you two are waitress working for tips...
There are two OPs here.
Combined drinking problem? I think you both misunderstood the concept that girls look better after few drinks.
If we’re both 4’s that make us an 8? Here’s to hoping. P.S catch us on blacked.
Two broads so cock hungry they tried to swim upstream on the day their dads forgot to pull out.
You don’t? Shit. I thought that was a regular Tuesday night for everybody... anyway, see you next Tuesday.
Why do I think Jack Nicholson as the joker for the one on the left and the dad on the Munsters for the one on the right
I'll take "What's leftover at the bar after 1:30AM" for $500, Alex
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Started drinking when the bar opened at 11am did you?
Just guessing that you both have terrible tits.
Great, now it's me with the drinking problem...
The casting couch problem. You forgot to mention the casting couch problem.
The guy on the right has the same shape head as a minecraft character.
Quarter life? You're optimistic.
You look like you go home alone a lot.
Have you ever seen someone whose facial features are all really good but they just dont work somehow?
These movie reboots are getting out of hand.
I liked you on
Which one of you two j's can give me bj for 1$(can negotiate)
Give the other girl her eyebrows back
Who makes your conjoined twin clothes?
From what I can tell, your particular brand of stench and desperation has cleared the entire bar
Girl on the left nailed the "I lived a totally mediocre life, but I'm proud that I have equally mediocre friends and 1000 Instagram followers who are mostly from India" look.
You shouldn't have more than one D.U.F.F. in your friend group... but hey do you.
The living definition of "get the fuck out of my bar" at midnight after losing your shit after a single lemon drop shot
Alright girls, seen much of cinderella since the wedding?
We can all see who’s the ugliest of the two of you.
Is that a prosthetic nose?
Both. Yes. We lost out originals up your snatch. Was it good for you, though?
u guys escaped from attack on titan
Pancake faced feminist comforting her former best male friend after that surgery went horribly wrong.
As usual, I see the bar cleared out once you two showed up.
You know it's bad when the cheerleader effect doesn't even help you.
Two J’s: BJ and HJ, and it looks like there aren’t any takers for either
The girls you could have every saturday night if you were desperate.
So one has a quarter life crisis and the other one has a full life crisis.
Oh look! Leaders of the 'international "cool" aunt that gets wasted on weddings and buys her nieces and nephews weed secretly society'
And absolutely zero personality between the two of you.
That's the epitome of your lives, ladies; enjoy.
The one on the right looks ready to have a midlife crisis and jump down the one on the lefts trousers
Quarter life crisis? You’re both at least mid 40s. That’s the face they both make when men rain down on them like a piñata full of semen.
I have scraped a lot of parking lots after the bar closes and I feel like I’ve picked you two up before.
If you hold the picture upside down they look like a hairy nut sack.
Only drinking problem is when you can't have your morning whiskey to stop the shakes. Because world is bleak and full of terrors. There is no hope and everybody dies in the end anyway... well not everybody, some of us are cursed to live forever I guess, or to a uncertain point. Who knows... Anyhow you two slags shouldn't mess with the professionals, because you can't win.
You look like the kind of girls who argue about who the bad influence of the pair is, while the guy you're both desperatly flirting with makes a mental note not to fuck either of you..
If I were a seeing eye dog for a blind, obese, ugly man who has never been laid in his life and he met you two in a bar, I would bite him on the nut sack to ensure he wouldn't lay either of you.
Y'all look like the type that would fight with your man and end up calling the cops for domestic violence even though you started it.
Bingo Arms
Your build would indicate its more of a mid life crisis.
Your smiles are as fake as your friendship
Y’all the type that I think is a solid six when I’m smashed, but wake up in the morning disappointed.
Imagine being at a bar just trying to watch the game, and the two most basic bitches in the world come up and pester you to take a photo of them holding a piece of paper together. That's what this photo is. You can actually hear their annoying-ass giggles when looking at it.
2 overweight wanna be thots that believe all the compliments they tell each other. There's a reason you go out drinking together and there isn't a guy around. You can only be pretentious if you're good looking or have something to offer.
Left: needs cosmetic surgery to address her entire face. Needs the best dentists that she can pay for with her budget of —> income - alcohol = income(.40)
See you ladies soon on that black couch.
Watching gay porn would be preferable to either one or both of you.
Catch us on the black couch, boo. We’ll be the ones with all the thumbs down.
For a second I thought you were the ugliest Siamese twin ever.
Which one is supposed to be the good looking friend?
Which one is the DUFF?
Combo deal, put your hands together my man. 👏🏻
Like an overweight Michelle Pfeiffer and lesbian Janeane Garofalo.
You 2 are the living version of that meme that talks about when you ask a girl for their number and the ugly friend says no. Immaet yall figure out who if the ugly one
Combined you fail to make one erection too
Two J’s aren’t nearly enough to get someone so high that they’d get in between these plain two pieces of white bread.
I wouldn't fuck the girl on the left with that dude on the rights dick.
Look like milfs that live off child support to maintain their drinking habits
Oh man, soccer moms really lowered their standards over the years ..
One on the left hasn’t fucked a guy with a non prepaid phone since the Obama administration and the one on right tells most guys that the loose condom in her pussy is just her diaphragm.
My dick itches just looking at the two of you.
Thing 1 and Thing 2
You'd have to offer me two J's before I even considered talking to you.
Wow! Would you look at that! That sandwich maker comes with a dishwasher!
You are the two girls that buddies hit on when they both decide they want to bang the ugly one tonight.
Typical white girl wasted basic girls at applebees slamming the dollar margaritas.
Hey, with any luck, maybe it's a midlife crisis!
When both servers strike out with all the drunks end of the night and turn to reddit instead.
One on the left looks like she would fake a pregnancy to get a guy.
You have to have a life to have a quarter-life crisis.
You You look like someone punched your head in, probably the drinking getting you into trouble
Is it twofer night at the discount whore store?