Don't give AF if it is.... I've never been happier in my life. Met my wife when I was 31, we were married 18 months later. It's been the best 5 years of my life.
And what exactly is the point of Hooters? Their food sucks and it's not nearly as tittalating as I was led to believe. This horny alpha male would rather just hit up a strip club after vegan tapas with the wife.
It’s funny but this is the whole “out with the boys to get away from the ball and chain” thing that never made any sense to me. Why would you commit to spend the rest of your life with someone if you dislike spending time with them? By all means, have an independent social life, but to act like it’s some chore to hang out with your spouse is a deeply weird boomer “thing”.
Homer is legit alpha. Affords a 2 story house with a 2 car garage, 2 vehicles, feeds 3 kids and a wife on just his salary. He fucks off at work, bowls and gets drunk with his buddies.
That quote always reminds me of a story my dad told me. Before he was married to my mom, he was married very young (like 19) to his first wife. One night he had his friends over and they decided to stay the night. He got them set up in the living room with sleeping bags and the couch all made up. And one of his friends, seeing all the designated "spots" filled, goes, "Wait, where are you going to sleep."
Hmmm... Tapas at a chic restaurant with the kind of lady that enjoys that, or shitty deep fried frozen food served by women paid to pretend to like you. Quite the choice.
Sounds like you're a beta that cares about having a "loving relationship". I'm an alpha and I swear to God my bitch second ex wife Katlyn and the kids who won't answer my calls don't even cross my mind. I'm just out with my boy Greg who's also so fucking alpha. Like we even give a shit about real food. The girls here ride upside down stools and Katlyn or your dumb wife probably don't even own orange shorts. I don't even think about her anymore. Greg would think you were so beta too and he gets it in a way Katlyn never did. The food here isn't all fried, they got other stuff you fucking beta. Betas don't know shit. You'll never understand how safe you feel when another alpha like Greg holds you.
Nah you don't get it. These kinds of men don't view women as actual people. To them, your wife is just the hottest chick you could trick into becoming your bangmaid. After which you ignore them unless it's time for sex and complain about how annoying they are to your buddies. You aren't supposed to actually like them. After all, women can't be cool with interesting opinions or hobbies. So any guy that is hanging out with his wife is clearly being pussy whipped into doing so. 🙄
Calling yourself an alpha male is like making up your own cool nickname. No one calls you “Samurai” bro, but you did get called Hoover for six years after you got caught with your dick in a vacuum in the supply closet.
There's a guy I worked with that would claim to be alpha and demand respect. The one time I had to interact with him, he says "I'm an alpha male, I don't have to take orders from you, you're not my boss."
Lol this is exactly how the 14 year old boys I work with tend to act when they're the odd one out of the guy friend group not dating. So this grown ass man is actually around the maturity level of a 14 year old.
Yeah, this is a great point. "Real men aren't with their wives...." I really don't get this line of thinking. I really just came here to say, happy cake day buddy! Hope you're spending it with the boys!
Oh man I just feasted with some buds at a Tapas place and what a good fucking meal that was. Got plastered on Sangria and ate on different foods until we burst. Granted we didn't get to ogle women or stare at a flat screen, we actually had to keep conversation with each other like a couple of betas
Also everyone likes to ignore that the man who created the “alpha” wolf theory and wrote books about, later realized he was completely wrong and has tried to undo that mistake for a long time. There was no alpha wolf in a pack, the leader was usually just the parent, male or female.
Alphas are leaders, they look out for their own. True alphas are designated drivers, have Pedialyte drinks for the boys on a night out, probably with pretzel sticks, advil and Neosporin.
I find it hilarious because anyone that starts talking about this bullshit you immediately know is not at all the “alpha” they think they are. It just screams insecurity to even bring it up like a normal thing to say.
I couldn't think of a likelier place to find 'Betas'. Men who doesn't get enough boobs in their daily lives, but are afraid to go to a real strip club.
That's it exactly. The onky.times I've ever gone to Hooters is when someone else decided that's where we had to go. If we are going to go look at tits, let's just eat somewhere good and then go to a strip club. Or better yet, go to some kind of sex positive event where you will see sexy people who aren't there because they are paid. But the kind of people who love going to Hooters aren't the kind of people who are invited to those kinds of things in my experience.
I guess this is the wrong thread to say I genuinely like their wings and the Three Mile Island sauce, and have always had a good experience when I go there.
So lemme get this straight: as an Alpha male, spending time doing something you enjoy with your wife is a bad thing. And leaving your wife to ogle boobs with your boys is a good thing.
I have no idea who this guy is but have seen his profile picture across social media the last couple of days. And every single time he's been talking about Hooters in different posts. Are they paying him?
That's Nick Adams, Trump toadie and wannabe influencer, and I think they'd pay him to stop talking about them, actually. He does look like his diet is entirely made up of beer, wings, and whatever crumbs his MAGA overlords throw him.
Exact opposite. He's a man-child so concerned about being 'Alpha' that he spends all day saying so and using examples such as this to make himself seem more of a man
You might have also seen it a couple days ago, this exact screenshot was posted as a different thread to this very sub just two days ago. 'Extra Spicy Wing, Man'
He’s playing a character. He’s just not very good at it yet. He’s doing a Colbert rip off except reality is too strange and people think he’s real still.
Has anyone ever met somebody who calls themself an ’alpha male’ who wasn’t extremely dumb and insecure. It’s literally like having a calling card that says ‘loser for life’ on it.
Right you are, pal. I have no need to express my masculinity through verbal proclamations, no. You need only a few functional senses to know that I carry myself with a ferine intensity, that I exude machismo with every leathery step of my brick shaped feet, so laying are these fleshy blocks the foundation of a man like no other, one beyond compare, but one utterly admirable from any sex, gender, and credo. Feast your eyes, your hungry, wanting eyes upon my oiled skin, a thick and necessary veneer tastefully decorated with hard earned hair and scars. These legs you see are those of man well walked, a man of squat and push, heave and ho. Shifting tectonic plates of slab muscle dance with precision in my burly thighs, and the heat that radiates from my loins will cause even the hardest heart to swoon. Do I say anything while I carry loads hither and fro? No, ma'am. No ma'am, not at all, and I'd advise you to remain seated as a hot-blooded woman such as yourself is liable to faint from pheromonic overload. Excuse yourself if you must. None would blame you. The only noise I utter is a steady workman's breath of focus and commitment. It's a hard breath, a rhythmic huff that let's you know you're safe in my arms, safe and sound held tight in my brawny embrace, yes sir. And sir, I will advise you not to sit in that woman's seat because you're liable to slip off it. My broad chest is covered with hair that only thickens with age, and as it stands, it's thick enough to hang from. But you won't hear me tell you that, no. I don't find it necessary to express myself in that way. I trust you'll find out on your own just how thick and strong my hair is, just how formidable my frame can be. Though, despite my oxen constitution, you're not intimidated are you? Even as my bronze skin glistens with a labor-made lather of sweat and oil, that's not fear you're experiencing. Haha, well I can't say I'm surprised. Maybe I've dropped a nod of reassurance your way. Maybe you've imagined it, but one thing's for certain, you know with all my manhood that I won't let anything bad happen to you. But you didn't need to hear that, did ya? You've known that ever since my righteous musk flooded your nostrils. You've known that since you felt my heft ripple through the earth. You've known that since you first saw my setting sun-silhouetted body come into focus. I am a man, a man's man, a rough and tumble man's man. And, I'm your man.
Also if you’re there with your boys then only one can be the alpha. Meaning most of the “boys” are not alpha by definition. Or are all the boys getting participation alpha trophies now?
This douche is so painfully lacking self awareness. Alpha males don't gargle some orange clowns dried up testicles. This is a case of the Chihuahua effect. Little dog not knowing that despite the barking and ankle biting no person fears them or respects their "power". He is tolerated or ignored at best. So irrelevant and non threatening that he becomes a living joke only worthy of pity.
I've decided that anytime I run into anyone trying to make Alphas/betas a thing, I'm going to start talking about omegaverse fanfics until they go away
Alpha and beta males are definitely a thing. Once we get the bugs worked out, we’ll be ready to release Males Vista, and I’m sure it won’t have any shortcomings!
One is literally paying for the company of a woman to pretend like she likes him and the other is enjoying time with their family but somehow the one that needs to pay for company is superior lol
I long for the time where the Alpha/Beta male thing dies off. It was based on a study of wolves (not humans) and was found to not even be accurate for wolves.
Sadly it will never die off when you have 14 year old boys looking up to the "alpha males" known as Sneako and Andrew Tate and are brainwashing these kids into thinking that they are true alphas.
I take my wife to lunch at the nice Mediterranean cafe she likes where she orders some delicate vegetarian tapas while I order a family sharer of beef chili nachos to eat. What does that make me?
I remember when I found out that Nick Adams (ALPHA Male, 6'3" IQ 160) was not actually a parody account. It forced me to close up my Twitter because I knew I could never keep up no matter how insane I posted.
If we go by the wolf pack thing the alpha provides for the pack. So technically people who don't go to hooter are alphas and whiny piss baby over here is a beta or even omega
The whole “Alpha Male” theory was debunked, by its author. It also pertained to wolves. Now, hold on to your socks since this might just blow them off your feet, but human beings have a somewhat more nuanced approach to courting one another than fucking wolves do, and if you continue to emulate the behavior of wild animals in hopes of attracting a mate the only company you’ll end up in is with a bunch of other dumbfuck “alphas”.
The ideas some people have of what a man should be are truly warped. Imagine being such an insecure little bitch that you can’t eat tapas? What a fuckin tool.
I work for a trash company and have a hooters as a new account. Had to stop by to talk to the management and I've never eaten at one so I said fuck it let's get some wings.
Real men are secure enough in their masculinity that they don't feel the need to constantly "prove it" to people by acting like they're the main character of an Adam Sandler movie
“Yeah look at those betas! Going home and having sex with their wives while all the real alphas go back to my place for a super alpha after party circle jerk while we think about all those hooters girls and not about each others dicks!”
At least pick a better Sports Bar dude. Hooters is terrible. So many better places you can actually get decent food at and have a more relaxing environment to watch your team play in. Every time I’ve eaten at hooters I’ve always come away feeling nauseous.
Imagine carrying a child for 9+ months, spending 18+ years raising them, and they turn out like this. I have 3 sons and if any of them ever pull this bullshit I’m going to mom roast them so hard
In The Manchurian Candidate (1962), James Gregory plays a senator who makes outrageously non sensical statements which feel like something how a comedian would parody right wing talking points, and it results in him becoming a laughing stock who is taken seriously by no one. Turns out, he was being instructed to do so by his wife who secretly wanted to humiliate the power in place by presenting such a buffoon as someone legitimate....is something like that happening with Nick Adams?
Alpha males are a thing, and always have been throughout the animal kingdom, but here's the thing......if you need to tell people you're an "alpha", you are very much not an alpha. What you are, is insecure, and a source of "little dick energy".
Boys, is it beta to be happily married?
You’re sleeping with somebody who loves men. That’s pretty gay.
Marrying, caring, and providing for a woman you love and want to spend your life with is simp behavior bro
I'm so beta my wife takes me to vegan tapas.
Bold of you to assume the people that speak like this would ever be happily married.
Yes, that's exactly what the red pill philosophy says. "Settling" for a long term relationship is the primary trait of a beta.
It is beta to be happy
Yeah, she's supposed to be a ball and chain. You're not supposed to be happy.
Heh, being married to a woman, what a fucking gay thing to do :D
Don't give AF if it is.... I've never been happier in my life. Met my wife when I was 31, we were married 18 months later. It's been the best 5 years of my life.
Sure, but people have to realise that "beta" is the dream, the goal in life.
And what exactly is the point of Hooters? Their food sucks and it's not nearly as tittalating as I was led to believe. This horny alpha male would rather just hit up a strip club after vegan tapas with the wife.
"Beta males hang out with their wives while alpha males hang out with girls who pretend to like them for tips"
fellas, is it gay to have a wife?
Also, tapas with the wife sounds pretty rad
Even better. Betas hang with their wives while alpha males hang out at PG-13 strip clubs getting fleeced by the women working there.
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It isn't even hanging out with girls
I legit choked on my spit when I read that. Surely this is satire, right?
Put it another way.
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You forgot the part about alphas hanging out with the boys while betas havr wives.
The first tradition of alpha males: "We removed all self awareness from ourselves, because self-honesty is scary and we didn't like what we found"
It’s funny but this is the whole “out with the boys to get away from the ball and chain” thing that never made any sense to me. Why would you commit to spend the rest of your life with someone if you dislike spending time with them? By all means, have an independent social life, but to act like it’s some chore to hang out with your spouse is a deeply weird boomer “thing”.
This is the generation that still wonders why the "I cant stand my ball and chain of a wife" joke isnt a staple of millennial humor.
Fellas, is it beta to be in a long-term, loving, mutually supportive relationship, where small acts like eating lunch together are still enjoyable?
So Alpha not being married and running around to chicken wing restaurants to stare awkwardly at women who want nothing to do with me. Cheers!
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Also the same people who want a tradwife and hate promiscuity and degeneracy.
Kirk Van Houten: Uhhh, I sleep in a racing car bed. Do you?
Homer wasn’t trying to be intentionally mean, he was just stating a fact of himself and it made him feel awful lmao.
But what if you want to sleep in a big race car bed with your wife?
Homer is legit alpha. Affords a 2 story house with a 2 car garage, 2 vehicles, feeds 3 kids and a wife on just his salary. He fucks off at work, bowls and gets drunk with his buddies.
That quote always reminds me of a story my dad told me. Before he was married to my mom, he was married very young (like 19) to his first wife. One night he had his friends over and they decided to stay the night. He got them set up in the living room with sleeping bags and the couch all made up. And one of his friends, seeing all the designated "spots" filled, goes, "Wait, where are you going to sleep."
That was the first thing I thought of too.
I sleep in a real car.
Hmmm... Tapas at a chic restaurant with the kind of lady that enjoys that, or shitty deep fried frozen food served by women paid to pretend to like you. Quite the choice.
Look if you were an alpha you’d understand okay
Yeah real men appreciate beer not vegan pussy shit.
Not sure if I'm an alpha or a beta, but I'm 100% sure that Hooters food is hot garbage. Would hit McDonalds up 10 out of 9 before Hooters.
Sounds like you're a beta that cares about having a "loving relationship". I'm an alpha and I swear to God my bitch second ex wife Katlyn and the kids who won't answer my calls don't even cross my mind. I'm just out with my boy Greg who's also so fucking alpha. Like we even give a shit about real food. The girls here ride upside down stools and Katlyn or your dumb wife probably don't even own orange shorts. I don't even think about her anymore. Greg would think you were so beta too and he gets it in a way Katlyn never did. The food here isn't all fried, they got other stuff you fucking beta. Betas don't know shit. You'll never understand how safe you feel when another alpha like Greg holds you.
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Nah you don't get it. These kinds of men don't view women as actual people. To them, your wife is just the hottest chick you could trick into becoming your bangmaid. After which you ignore them unless it's time for sex and complain about how annoying they are to your buddies. You aren't supposed to actually like them. After all, women can't be cool with interesting opinions or hobbies. So any guy that is hanging out with his wife is clearly being pussy whipped into doing so. 🙄
Honestly, the wings are great typically.
If anything, this guy just made me crave tapas. Like holy cow, I need this right now.
Calling yourself an alpha male is like making up your own cool nickname. No one calls you “Samurai” bro, but you did get called Hoover for six years after you got caught with your dick in a vacuum in the supply closet.
There's a guy I worked with that would claim to be alpha and demand respect. The one time I had to interact with him, he says "I'm an alpha male, I don't have to take orders from you, you're not my boss."
Anyone who has to say "I am the king" is no true king
A bit
You can call me the Maestro.
"I am with the boys, while all you sissies are with your wives"
Ewwwv you kissed a girl
"I sleep in a racing car, do you?" Kirk Van Houten
Who else is going to suck his dick? His wife?! 😂
Don't pick on the disabled. It's mean.
Also, who the hell is going to Hooters with the boys? What are we fuckin’ 22 years old? If you see me and my boys out, we’re probably at Top Golf lmao
Lol this is exactly how the 14 year old boys I work with tend to act when they're the odd one out of the guy friend group not dating. So this grown ass man is actually around the maturity level of a 14 year old.
Yeah, this is a great point. "Real men aren't with their wives...." I really don't get this line of thinking. I really just came here to say, happy cake day buddy! Hope you're spending it with the boys!
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I love alpha male type dudes. They're good reminders that despite my insecurities, lack of confidence and self-loathing, it could be much much worse.
Oh man I just feasted with some buds at a Tapas place and what a good fucking meal that was. Got plastered on Sangria and ate on different foods until we burst. Granted we didn't get to ogle women or stare at a flat screen, we actually had to keep conversation with each other like a couple of betas
So lame. Having fun with people you like. What a great way to ruin your prospects and your life.
What the fuck are Spanish vegan tapas??? Isn’t that a contradiction
The whole "alpha and beta" males thing is super lame.
Also everyone likes to ignore that the man who created the “alpha” wolf theory and wrote books about, later realized he was completely wrong and has tried to undo that mistake for a long time. There was no alpha wolf in a pack, the leader was usually just the parent, male or female.
As a woman who speaks to other women, nothing makes a ladies vagina drier than the Sahara than hearing guys unironically talk about "alphas".
the whole point of alpha is that there's one, right? how do you have a social group full of/defined by being alphas?
Sigma was pretty funny
Alphas are leaders, they look out for their own. True alphas are designated drivers, have Pedialyte drinks for the boys on a night out, probably with pretzel sticks, advil and Neosporin.
You mean like: "Tell me you have pronouns without accepting that other people have pronouns."
I find it hilarious because anyone that starts talking about this bullshit you immediately know is not at all the “alpha” they think they are. It just screams insecurity to even bring it up like a normal thing to say.
I couldn't think of a likelier place to find 'Betas'. Men who doesn't get enough boobs in their daily lives, but are afraid to go to a real strip club.
Not that strip club patrons are the cream of the crop, but they more fall in the category of sleazeballs than 'betas'.
That's it exactly. The onky.times I've ever gone to Hooters is when someone else decided that's where we had to go. If we are going to go look at tits, let's just eat somewhere good and then go to a strip club. Or better yet, go to some kind of sex positive event where you will see sexy people who aren't there because they are paid. But the kind of people who love going to Hooters aren't the kind of people who are invited to those kinds of things in my experience.
I guess this is the wrong thread to say I genuinely like their wings and the Three Mile Island sauce, and have always had a good experience when I go there.
Strip clubs are probably much more expensive than Hooters, but those men who don't want to to go to strip club probably also have internet access.
So lemme get this straight: as an Alpha male, spending time doing something you enjoy with your wife is a bad thing. And leaving your wife to ogle boobs with your boys is a good thing.
Oh, they don't have wives. Or girlfriends. Or female friends.
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This guy probably thought the stripper really liked him too.
Just one time I started to think that the stripper started to like me.
I have no idea who this guy is but have seen his profile picture across social media the last couple of days. And every single time he's been talking about Hooters in different posts. Are they paying him?
That's Nick Adams, Trump toadie and wannabe influencer, and I think they'd pay him to stop talking about them, actually. He does look like his diet is entirely made up of beer, wings, and whatever crumbs his MAGA overlords throw him.
Exact opposite. He's a man-child so concerned about being 'Alpha' that he spends all day saying so and using examples such as this to make himself seem more of a man
I'm not making this up, nick adams thinks Trump is a sports God and wrote a book called "how to make friends with black people."
He's Australian
He's a real alpha male. He eats shitty food and looks at tits he cannot touch. A real man.
You might have also seen it a couple days ago, this exact screenshot was posted as a different thread to this very sub just two days ago. 'Extra Spicy Wing, Man'
He’s playing a character. He’s just not very good at it yet. He’s doing a Colbert rip off except reality is too strange and people think he’s real still.
Only betas pay for overpriced, bland food to stare at boobs they’ll never get to fondle.
Hooters wings are really good, I’d honestly eat them without the waitresses.
So it's beta to have a wife now? But alpha to hang out with a bunch of horny dudes?
Has anyone ever met somebody who calls themself an ’alpha male’ who wasn’t extremely dumb and insecure. It’s literally like having a calling card that says ‘loser for life’ on it.
Being Irish, I haven't been to Hooters many times, maybe 2 or 3 times.
🤣
That's so alpha
So beta males are the ones in relationships with women? lmao
If you have to tell people your an alpha male your not.
Best response I heard to this whole argument was this:
Right you are, pal. I have no need to express my masculinity through verbal proclamations, no. You need only a few functional senses to know that I carry myself with a ferine intensity, that I exude machismo with every leathery step of my brick shaped feet, so laying are these fleshy blocks the foundation of a man like no other, one beyond compare, but one utterly admirable from any sex, gender, and credo. Feast your eyes, your hungry, wanting eyes upon my oiled skin, a thick and necessary veneer tastefully decorated with hard earned hair and scars. These legs you see are those of man well walked, a man of squat and push, heave and ho. Shifting tectonic plates of slab muscle dance with precision in my burly thighs, and the heat that radiates from my loins will cause even the hardest heart to swoon. Do I say anything while I carry loads hither and fro? No, ma'am. No ma'am, not at all, and I'd advise you to remain seated as a hot-blooded woman such as yourself is liable to faint from pheromonic overload. Excuse yourself if you must. None would blame you. The only noise I utter is a steady workman's breath of focus and commitment. It's a hard breath, a rhythmic huff that let's you know you're safe in my arms, safe and sound held tight in my brawny embrace, yes sir. And sir, I will advise you not to sit in that woman's seat because you're liable to slip off it. My broad chest is covered with hair that only thickens with age, and as it stands, it's thick enough to hang from. But you won't hear me tell you that, no. I don't find it necessary to express myself in that way. I trust you'll find out on your own just how thick and strong my hair is, just how formidable my frame can be. Though, despite my oxen constitution, you're not intimidated are you? Even as my bronze skin glistens with a labor-made lather of sweat and oil, that's not fear you're experiencing. Haha, well I can't say I'm surprised. Maybe I've dropped a nod of reassurance your way. Maybe you've imagined it, but one thing's for certain, you know with all my manhood that I won't let anything bad happen to you. But you didn't need to hear that, did ya? You've known that ever since my righteous musk flooded your nostrils. You've known that since you felt my heft ripple through the earth. You've known that since you first saw my setting sun-silhouetted body come into focus. I am a man, a man's man, a rough and tumble man's man. And, I'm your man.
Alpha males don't exist
No one is lol
Most simple way to put it
Also if you’re there with your boys then only one can be the alpha. Meaning most of the “boys” are not alpha by definition. Or are all the boys getting participation alpha trophies now?
This guy has obviously never tried tapas. They're delicious
Isn't this guy a parody account? Pretty sure.
Yes.
This douche is so painfully lacking self awareness. Alpha males don't gargle some orange clowns dried up testicles. This is a case of the Chihuahua effect. Little dog not knowing that despite the barking and ankle biting no person fears them or respects their "power". He is tolerated or ignored at best. So irrelevant and non threatening that he becomes a living joke only worthy of pity.
"Chihuahua effect." Love that
I'm a guy and I've never once been to a hooters.
I drive by it sometimes. It looks like a sad place
DAMN. Get that man to the burn ward, stat!
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TIL having a wife makes you a "beta".
A lion doesn't need to tell the other creatures that it's a lion. They know.
Alpha males are definitely a thing... just not in humans.
I've decided that anytime I run into anyone trying to make Alphas/betas a thing, I'm going to start talking about omegaverse fanfics until they go away
Alpha and beta males are definitely a thing. Once we get the bugs worked out, we’ll be ready to release Males Vista, and I’m sure it won’t have any shortcomings!
I know for a fact being an "alpha male" is a big thing with walruses.
confidentlyincorrect
Imagine caring SO much about appearing manly that you denied yourself the pleasures of eating anything but shitty bar food
Going to Hooters is admitting that you have to pay to even to just see cleavage.
Nick Adams is a fucking dweeb.
I'm a alpha male. My name is Aaron and born jan 1. First twice.
Just you wait until Aaaron shows up.
One is literally paying for the company of a woman to pretend like she likes him and the other is enjoying time with their family but somehow the one that needs to pay for company is superior lol
These same guys will call hooters girls sluts with zero self confidence just because they won’t sleep with them…
"Alpha Males" don't need to pay to see titties.
I long for the time where the Alpha/Beta male thing dies off. It was based on a study of wolves (not humans) and was found to not even be accurate for wolves.
Sadly it will never die off when you have 14 year old boys looking up to the "alpha males" known as Sneako and Andrew Tate and are brainwashing these kids into thinking that they are true alphas.
Some adequate erotica though.
One of the nice things about deactivating my Twitter account was that I forgot all about Nick Adams and his is-it-pathetic-or-parody account.
There is so much to unpack about Nick's tweet that we shouldnt and just throw it and him in to the trash. Holy fuck!
Can I nibble on the surprisingly good wings that are served at hooters with my wife?
haha right? I legit go there because I’m a pretty big fan of the wings.
Tapas es mi corazón, Tapas es mi vida.
I take my wife to lunch at the nice Mediterranean cafe she likes where she orders some delicate vegetarian tapas while I order a family sharer of beef chili nachos to eat. What does that make me?
Hooters is for men who are too scared to try the wings at the local strip club
I literally laugh out loud every time I see a comment like this by a so-called alpha. I mean, do they really think us “betas” give a shit?
When I hear someone saying they are alpha, all I hear is ‘I swear I’m not gay’
Literally not a single woman on this planet will love anyone who describes himself as "alpha"
The dude is an idiot, honestly. He's even more MAGA than the orange dude himself, and spill out even crazier conspiracies.
I remember when I found out that Nick Adams (ALPHA Male, 6'3" IQ 160) was not actually a parody account. It forced me to close up my Twitter because I knew I could never keep up no matter how insane I posted.
I love my sexy big dicked husband who takes me to eat vegan food because he loves me.
Yeah, I’ll take the tapas with my wife. Then we’ll go home and bang.
Why would any decent, self respecting women even consider hooking up with someone who says they’re an alpha male?
We wouldn't.
Alfalfa male is the true essence of chadhood dunno what this alpha shit is about
So beta is being married and enjoying great food with your wife?
If we go by the wolf pack thing the alpha provides for the pack. So technically people who don't go to hooter are alphas and whiny piss baby over here is a beta or even omega
this is a satire acct
Any man that identifies themselves as an “alpha” probably has a lot of issues.
That dude is such a fuggin loser
The whole “Alpha Male” theory was debunked, by its author. It also pertained to wolves. Now, hold on to your socks since this might just blow them off your feet, but human beings have a somewhat more nuanced approach to courting one another than fucking wolves do, and if you continue to emulate the behavior of wild animals in hopes of attracting a mate the only company you’ll end up in is with a bunch of other dumbfuck “alphas”.
Nick is a basic level grifter. He's playing a cartoonish role. It's all for attention and profit. Better than working for a living.
Anyone who calls themselves an "Alpha Male", isn't.
The ideas some people have of what a man should be are truly warped. Imagine being such an insecure little bitch that you can’t eat tapas? What a fuckin tool.
These people don't know how stupid they look saying "alpha male" and "beta" unironically, cringe culture is dead except for them.
Putting "Alpha Male" in your Twitter handler is honestly the most beta thing you could do.
Alpha male is a thing.
Referring to yourself as alpha is perhaps one of the least alpha thing you could possibly do.
Alpha males are always gay because man on man sex is the most manly sex because there are no women involved.
Having a wife is chadmaxxxing. What the fuck is this beta bitching about?
I work for a trash company and have a hooters as a new account. Had to stop by to talk to the management and I've never eaten at one so I said fuck it let's get some wings.
Hooters is the lowest limit of what can be considered food
Naw there was one next to the base. There are some for sure special forces badasses eating lunch there every day. Push us sometimes. Lol
Debunked animal science:
Safe to assume they are both single?
This chunk looks like he would cry if he scuffed his shoes. Not very alpha 😂
Nick Adams looks like the type of guy that would install peepholes in the bathrooms at his church.
nick adams sucks dick because he likes the taste.
Real men are secure enough in their masculinity that they don't feel the need to constantly "prove it" to people by acting like they're the main character of an Adam Sandler movie
This is such a 20-year old mindset.
Omg the dude put Alpha Male in his name, and went to fucking Glamour Shots for his profile picture 😂
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
Tell us more, Nick Adams Alpha Male, about how eating at a trashy restaurant with other men is more macho than going on a date with a woman?
“Yeah look at those betas! Going home and having sex with their wives while all the real alphas go back to my place for a super alpha after party circle jerk while we think about all those hooters girls and not about each others dicks!”
Anyone who says “alphas do x” is a beta.
Brilliantly destroyed
Is it alpha to be Trump's bottom? Asking for a fascist.
So no one likes "alphas" and they have to eat alone and pay to look at pretty women?
If you need to call yourself alpha male u are not one
Do alpha males suck Trump cock every chance they get? Thought so
I beta the beta males are more happy than the alpha males?
How insecure do you have to be to be comparing yourself to others like this? Especially to other people you've never met.
what's wrong with spending time with your spouse lol
Alpha males don't need to walk around calling themselves "alpha males".
Is this real?
So… beta males as healthy and happily married. Got it.
At least pick a better Sports Bar dude. Hooters is terrible. So many better places you can actually get decent food at and have a more relaxing environment to watch your team play in. Every time I’ve eaten at hooters I’ve always come away feeling nauseous.
Imagine carrying a child for 9+ months, spending 18+ years raising them, and they turn out like this. I have 3 sons and if any of them ever pull this bullshit I’m going to mom roast them so hard
Alpha men fuck your girlfriend when you’re at hooters
Beta sounds better if the alphas have to spend their time with other alphas - those guys sound like a bunch of self-absorbed assholes.
I could go for some tapas nibbles with my wife right now tbh ...
In The Manchurian Candidate (1962), James Gregory plays a senator who makes outrageously non sensical statements which feel like something how a comedian would parody right wing talking points, and it results in him becoming a laughing stock who is taken seriously by no one. Turns out, he was being instructed to do so by his wife who secretly wanted to humiliate the power in place by presenting such a buffoon as someone legitimate....is something like that happening with Nick Adams?
Alpha males are a thing, and always have been throughout the animal kingdom, but here's the thing......if you need to tell people you're an "alpha", you are very much not an alpha. What you are, is insecure, and a source of "little dick energy".
Alphas are fat and bloated from fried wings and beer?