I wish my wife had this sense of humor. If I said this, she’d try to stab me.

Haha…you good man?

marriage is where the dating really begins.

“Always be dating” ABD. Single people think if you’re married you can stop dating, but really you never stop dating.

Confirmed and proven.

LoL, I’ve introduced my wife as “my ex-girlfriend” as few times myself 🤣

So.... Im stealing this and if I remember to come back and tell you how it goes. I will 😊

We doing Suits memes?

I went to show my husband this and then I realized it was Meghan Markle and it was no longer as endearing.

Not even a dad yet but the dad jokes already out in full force.

It's Mike and Rachel from Suits (a tv/netflix series about lawyers)

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/comments/vixm3z/it_do_be_true_tho_they_are_no_longer_dating/

welcome to Reddit

Yeah this is a bot sub

ricola man voice

No. One. Gives. A. Shit.

How many times can this be posted in 24 hours?

Adorable and funny!

My husband calls me his ex-girlfriend...as in I'm his wife now, not his girlfriend. I think it's hilarious.

😂 That's a brilliant way of telling people

Mike. Is. Hilarious. I hope they’re together forever and ever❤️

Just getting those dad jokes ready