Norse: Blood, bones and flesh.

Then there's finnish mythology where the earth was born from the egg of a bluebill.

And humans came from a stone a giant cow licked.

Reminds me of

Hey Timmy guess which part of the penis your house is made out of.

Now that’s something I can get behind

And armpit sweat.

and my axe

And a single cow predated it.

"World was created from semen"

Incest, it was quite the rage amongst higher society back then

Yeah, their view of cabbage was equally disturbing. It’s been a long time since I’ve studied ancient Egyptians, but Horus, I believe, fed Seth (his uncle) his semen to humiliate him. Egyptians believed the white ooze of cabbage was Horus’ semen.

The pharoh would ejaculate into the Nile River in front of EVERYONE.

I would like to imagine a bunch of Egyptian priests trying to decipher their own creation myths and just saying, "fuck it, the world came from deez nuts"

Sprem.

Vedics watched the same one, I think it's called Churning of the Milk

They also believed that semen was a potent substance In other words poison

Everyday you learn something new

It would probably be something like the world was birthed from like a goddess and so the semen literally created half the world

Makes sense. If you know people and animals come from semen, seems logical to extrapolate that out.

I’ve heard that the god Ra was alone in the emptiness, so he started masturbating (in some versions his hand was a goddess itself, like a living puppet) and of his semen emerged two gods: Shu (male) and Tefnut (female). Then those cum-brothers had sex and other deities were born and together they created the world. Really a wonderful people those Egyptians.

Have you heard the story of Horus and Seth

i laughed at this.

Isis and Osiris porno

Aztecs: the world is a primordial monster actively trying to eat you.

They were a metal people.

Hurry, we must sacrifice more in order to keep the sun alight!

So they are the only ones who got it right?

Yeah, sounds about right.

Hindu : The world is the dream of a blue dude

I had no idea Congolese creation myths were just King Gizzard’s The Murder of the Universe in reverse.

Came here to see this

YES just saw them live finally, was such a jam.

Can I get some explanations, preferably with pics?

Abrahamic belief — Genesis creation myth, well known. Abrahamic God creates world out of nothing, and creates other elements over the course of a few days. Islam's is similar to the Judeo-Christian belief.

Indians: The universe is a real-illusion of sensations to the one and only self

wait there does it say that?

Hindus and Buddhists specifically, India has several different religions not all of them have the same beliefs.

Can someone ELI5 what this sentence is trying to say?

You forgot about life coming from shiba’s belly button lint

I do love whorelot of magic

Babylonian mythology: World was made from blood

Abrahamic religions: “God made the world.”

In my religion the world was pulled out of the ocean by the great spirit onto a turtle, than the rest of creation came from the great spirit dreaming it into reality. And before you ask no not disk world

In mine silver fox and coyote were in a canoe in the ocean and silver fox made the first land from coyote's hair and the greasiness and grime from his hair.

Norse: alright so this really big guy died...

The Congolese believe it's turtle vomit, then they might be Stephen King fans.

A Greek goddess was created from the severed testicles of Gaea's husband so that tracks.

Babylonian mythology: The world is one part of a dead god who also happens to be an ancestor of many other gods

Is the Egyptian thing true or is it a joke about Nut?

The belief in some places in Egypt was that the god Atum was created, either by himself of by the craftsman god Ptah. And then he jacked off to create two more gods, Shu and Tefnut. He didn't strictly create the world with his semen but it was a contributing factor

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Why is it grogu though

Is this a bad translation subtitle? If so I must know where it’s from.

I just want you to know I was sipping a beer while scrolling down and legit choked. Well done.

Ah yes Whore Magic the strongest force

China : human is made from mud so we yellow

we yellow, our river yellow, our spices yellow, we just yellowing here bois

Norse: World was created when Odin and his brothers ripped Ýmir apart.

God's, I laughed hard.

Excuse me what the fuck? Can someone please explain this?

Okay what the hell Egypt

But who created God?

Supergod, duh.

... I hate you're technically correct about the Hieros Gamos...

"At the dawn of time, there existed only Chaos and Night. These were formed into Earth and Sky, and from their union came all the rest"

Aztecs: CROCODILE CORPSE MUST BE FED WITH OUR BLOOD

Greeks also believed Crete was created by spunk.

And in Japan some gods came out of an egg under a bridge... *TRANS SUSPICION*

Wait, when did that happen? In all the Kojiki, the weirdest thing I managed to read was how food was created.

The Indian Hindus believe that it was churned by milk. It was then accidentally poisoned by Vasuki.

Stop double dipping in history memes and

Indians : bhrama created earth

Meanwhile Turkey…

Ok but is that not the same as Egyptians?

The Norse: A Giant drank from a cosmic cow, and the cosmic cow licked some ice and made the gods. The gods killed the giant and made the universe from his body parts.

Its called bardic magic, sir.

Germanic tribes: “The world was created from the carcass of a giant.”

I read the last part in Frank’s voice from Always Sunny

Shut up with your "History". Everyone knows we are living on the corpse of the giant Ymir -The Norse

Nice to see african mythologies besides Egypt getting acknowledged !

lmao

Finnish pagan beliefs: The world was created from an e g g

Greeks say all kinds of nonsense. Everyone knows that the one and only God, who is masculine, created all things by the power of His will and His voice.

Vikings: "Humanity was borne from a giant's armpit sweat!"

Big universe cow when?

Gaea Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

That's the correct spelling though?

In Chinese mythology there was an egg created from nothingness out of which came a big goblin type of creature that created heaven and earth.

Whore magic, castration, bad parenting and unpaid labour

Idk who created the world . I pretty damn sure know who destroyed the world and Olympus KRATOS the God Of War

In Sami culture it was great white reindeer

I mean, Aphrodite exists so they aren’t wrong

Egyptians and Greeks, forever cousins and compelmenting each other

Chinese: a massive giant hatched from an egg and we are his fleas