Well they don't have dvd players so they're acting like the late 80s early 90s action films. Considering their target audience. People who also haven't seen anything past the early 90s VHS they might think they're winning.
There are other videos from these goofs where they do equally idiotic things in actual combat. Only way you can tell its not real is just the lack of return fire, everything else they really are stupid enough to do.
Waiting for a video where it cuts immediately after they take a bullet to the head. Hello I’m a Chechen and this is jackass…splat They’d probably still upload it
Many of them are sent there by for example threatening to lose their job or asking all the salary they made from their government. So many of these guys just go there, have some fun pretending like they are fighting and come back.
The same dudes that posted a photo of them sexually assaulting random Ukrainian housewifes and smiling about it? The same guys that rape and murder their own people on a daily basis for a modern day hitler? Yeah they don’t care
At least they stopped shooting around corners on civilian buildings and traffic lights. There is less of a risk of a stray bullet to a civilian if they shoot in the wood. They could do that at home too.
Given their extreme funds its impressive how bad their propaganda vids are, esp compared to the stuff Azov (the Ukrainian PR Masters put out). Putin prob regrets letting them keep their mobile phones at this point.
I swear Kadyrov is like the bootlicker's booklicker - a true master of the form. He & his goons have firsthand experience being on the receiving end of something they are now actively participating in seeing as their own country (or breakaway province, I guess) was ground up twice by the Russians 20ish years ago. I know there are Chechens fighting on the side of Ukraine but for the most part these Rumplestiltskiny-looking TicToc bandits are eye-rollingly ridiculous.
Seems wildly ineffective. Common sense would dictate shooting from one properly supported platform and then swapping to the other. Even Call of Duty knows that swapping to your secondary is faster.
The last Chechen survivor in the Battle of the Trees. Surrounded, almost out of ammo, with the rest of his squad suffering arse splinters from close combat tree-shooting, this brave Kadyrite is going to go down guns blazing, surrounded by the NAZI trees.
Even though Chechnya has been largely disconnected from middle eastern for quite some time, ever since Russia took caucuses region from Iran and Ottoman, they have been under Russian Influence, but still after over a century I guess some habits never change, they still fight exactly like middle eastern Jihadis
Aw come on, ya'all are so blind by your pro-Ukraine biases you forgot that this potatoe is just emulating Zelenskyy, who dual-wielded some machine-pistols in an epic 360-noscope spawn-camping pwn of Parliament! And after this Volodymir teabagged them all, throwing shade into chat.
Love how he wastes all of his ammo and once he gets to the point where he’s actually aiming down sights he’s out of ammo... it’s hard to believe this was taken on or near the frontlines.
Is this from a Steven Seagal war movie?
Rambo cosplay
These are literally the people who watch those straight-to-video Seagal movies.
Well they don't have dvd players so they're acting like the late 80s early 90s action films. Considering their target audience. People who also haven't seen anything past the early 90s VHS they might think they're winning.
The chechens on tiktok be like
I think this is a
Russia has actually put Steven Seagal in charge of their war effort -- it's the only explanation for recent events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
I'm kind of surprised Segal isn't over there cheerleading for Putin right now.
Steven Seagal hasn't been that agile for a decade or two, he'd need a body double.
This is way to realistic for a Seagal flick. Think Chuck Norris.
Steven segal fatley runs around a corner
Yes, this bearded guy is helping Steven look for Ritchie.
This all makes more sense now
At least he lets everyone know he's acting
Some damn fine Hollywood CGI slim fast Steven Seagal work right there.
Oh shit, he is in russia. Maybe he got drafted.
This is exactly the kind of shit these guys do that make them look more like clowns than anything else.
they give off "so-bad-its-good" b movie vibes
Used to down vote their videos, now I up vote for their stupidity!
This is not the flex he thinks it is
I did this with paintball guns once. It was fun, not gonna lie. But I got shot right away.
Not sure thinking is his strong suit.
all I could think about when watching this.
Nah he just doin the offensive crab technique very popular
It's pretty sad actually, I don't know shit about war and even I can tell this is fake af
When you’ve only ever played CoD and then end up in a shooting war. Yeah… this is someone who has zero training.
Maybe it is. Its what those sexy Akhmat Ladies love. It gets their wool panties all drenched.
Look just because you aren’t trained in CKAT (Chechen Kegel Attack Techniques)….
I like the little duck toward the end. Barely dodged that incoming fire…
And immediately took cover behind his rifle to reload. Not to mention Sun Tzu had unlocked akimbo.
I love the tactical strafing he does
Totaly Not for TikTok. Totaly in fight with enemy Combatants. Probably Ent (those Tree Monsters of Lords of the Ring)
TREE I AM NO TREE IM AN ENT
There are other videos from these goofs where they do equally idiotic things in actual combat. Only way you can tell its not real is just the lack of return fire, everything else they really are stupid enough to do.
Give these men a break they don't even have dvd players. All they have are old Rambo and Schwarzenegger movies to emulate.
I feel relatively confident this guy has smoked a few trees in his time...
You didn’t need to put it in parentheses, you’re safe here.
Waiting for a video where it cuts immediately after they take a bullet to the head. Hello I’m a Chechen and this is jackass…splat They’d probably still upload it
The sound of silence at the end says it all -- he killed absolutely everything that was blocking his column's advance with his precision fires.
Wish he will post videos of the smoldering T-80 and the two Maus tank he just destroyed.
[Hears Gunfire off in the Distance]
Fighting no one again
He’s guarding those trees!!
Accuracy: -420%
DM: "you can fire that way, but you will be -23 to hit at ranges greater than three feet."
*-2022%
Accuracy by volume
These guys are self aware, right?
No
have you seen the clip you just commented on?
Many of them are sent there by for example threatening to lose their job or asking all the salary they made from their government. So many of these guys just go there, have some fun pretending like they are fighting and come back.
Yes, he's just goofing off. BUT FUCKING GOOF OFF IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY YOU SHIT HEAD.
The same dudes that posted a photo of them sexually assaulting random Ukrainian housewifes and smiling about it? The same guys that rape and murder their own people on a daily basis for a modern day hitler? Yeah they don’t care
He should be saying “pew pew” as he shoots
Tiktok soldiers
At least they stopped shooting around corners on civilian buildings and traffic lights. There is less of a risk of a stray bullet to a civilian if they shoot in the wood. They could do that at home too.
This is how idiots shoot their own friends... or their own foot.
Which is very welcome.
im chechen, but these kadyrovtsi have just flushed our reputation of being somewhat capable fighters down the toilet.
We haven't seen (any?) combat footage from the Dzhokhar Dudayev battalion or Sheikh Mansur battalion, fighting for Ukraine.
Given their extreme funds its impressive how bad their propaganda vids are, esp compared to the stuff Azov (the Ukrainian PR Masters put out). Putin prob regrets letting them keep their mobile phones at this point.
The Chechens that are fighting for Ukraine are better at not being clowns. The footage they have posted online is pretty good.
Don't mind the headband or the sunglasses even if it's overcast
He’s going for the Rambo/solid snake/COD/terminator all in one energy
Russia military training
He will be dead soon.
And if not, he gets an A for effort.
Probably not even close to the front lines
This is why Russia is losing
What a tit.
saving private forest.
He menage to go out of ammo vs a tree. Not bad.
Love it. The only attempt to aim was with the very last shot -- the one that went "click" because he was out of ammo.
I think all their video should be marked as "not combat footage"
"Fan fiction".
are they actually filming some kind B action movie at this point? they have enough clown footages, can probably sell to Bollywood.
This is the same as the guy who wields two samurai swords in his bedroom.
Those trees never stood a chance
Isn't it a war crime to send mentally disabled people into combat?
This would be pretty far down on the list of war crimes Russia has committed in Ukraine. I don't think the Hague is going to get around to this one.
Lol what a dick LARP sissy cadaver-to-be
Take that trees.
What a complete and utter arsewipe.
To be fair, the Chechen sheep are happy that these Khadyrovites are in Ukraine and they won’t get raped anymore
Cultural autism
Another fucking clown shit show
This guys like Russian Rambo - Vladambo
I mean, their fat leader thought he looked cool jogging and doing a light bench press.
I swear Kadyrov is like the bootlicker's booklicker - a true master of the form. He & his goons have firsthand experience being on the receiving end of something they are now actively participating in seeing as their own country (or breakaway province, I guess) was ground up twice by the Russians 20ish years ago. I know there are Chechens fighting on the side of Ukraine but for the most part these Rumplestiltskiny-looking TicToc bandits are eye-rollingly ridiculous.
Hi, I'm Chechen "fighter" and on today's episode I will teach you how to waste your ammo twice as fast
This is why RuZia has 25,000 killed retards. This is why.
These guys fight like 13 year olds playing Airsoft..
By now they are literally just messing with us.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He’s more likely to get himself or his buddy killed over all else.
Better to remain silent and thought a fool than pick up 2 AKs, shoot them wildly in the woods and remove all doubt
I think these guys are low key trying to milk the rooskies by wasting all their ammo
dudes going to reload upright sitting on his knees... obviously nobody returning fire.
Worra prick.
Once again shooting at nothing?
What a total fucking dork
This is like the homemade movies my friends and I made with toy guns when we were kids.
It feels like when a kid is asking you to watch them do something really cool, but they’re a kid so nothing they do will be that cool.
Scene from Dumbo: First Blood.
What is this, special needs Rambo?
I watched this muted and could only imagine Cyril Figgis from Archer spraying and praying screaming
this way you can waste twice as many bullets without hitting anything
Off camera there is a traffic light
AHAHAHAHHAHAH fucking chechyen clowns. Gets me everytime
Don't think this has been posted before, let me know if it has. Title is taken from the source I found the vid from.
I posted it
Seems wildly ineffective. Common sense would dictate shooting from one properly supported platform and then swapping to the other. Even Call of Duty knows that swapping to your secondary is faster.
Damn that's propagantastic!
It’s good to see they are trying to relax and enjoy their fictional fights
The circus is in town 😂
Such fucking losers these guys are Jesus
No wonder they are getting the fuck kicked out of them
“I AAM SOOO WASTEEEDD RIGHHHTT NOOOWWWW”…probably
I had it on mute when I watched it, I’m guessing he threw in an allah akbar while duel wielding AKs with that stellar aim
Chechen Uncle Rico!
The last Chechen survivor in the Battle of the Trees. Surrounded, almost out of ammo, with the rest of his squad suffering arse splinters from close combat tree-shooting, this brave Kadyrite is going to go down guns blazing, surrounded by the NAZI trees.
Shouldn’t the person recording… you know be shooting the other AK instead?
“Send in Ivan”
No returning fire as allways...
Need to reload both guns...what a dumbass, aiming was even worse.
The Predator hiding in the trees must be laughing.
Those poor clouds never knew what hit them
Someone please shoot him already
These guys are so cringy
WTF takes spray and pray to the next level saw better from Iraqi Army
he cant be serious xd
He’d fit right in with some LA gang bangers sideways shooting their 9mm’s.
Now they are just trolling us
These guys are a fucking joke
What a total cheese dik. Needs to be in cheesedik/r
I’m seriously concerned about the educational system in Chechnya.
Those trees don't stand a chance.
next level cringe
Wow, he must have wasted like 60 Ukrainians there! And by Ukrainians I mean bullets.
Corrrr, he showed those trees
Damn what did you hit buddy ?
Videos like this easily explain why Ramzan Kadyrov has to kiss Putin’s ass.
In the US we call guys like these Weekend Warriors
What a joke 🤣
BWAHAHAHA !!
This is what happens when you use Call of Duty to train your troops.
What a colossal waste of ammo...
what a waste of ammo
That will show those NAZI trees whose boss.
I could be wrong, but I don't think I hear any rounds coming back towards him.
Poser - pigeon
I’m convinced that the kadyrovites use “Who Killed Captain Alex” as a propaganda training film
I think he got them
Extremely embarrassing behavior from a grown man
It's like look a 5 years old playing after watching a Rambo movie. Fucking ridiculous.
sad that this stuff works effectively in most videogame shooters
what an Asshole.
The moment he started actually aiming done the sight he ran out of ammo, what a 🤡
Hahahahahahaha.
What’s that tree ever done to him? Maybe the cause of the head bandage.
Those trees didn't stand a chance
trees hate him
Russia is such a fuckin meme country
Cocaine is a wonderful thing...
When you're so used to using aimbot that you forget how to actually play
Was anyone even shooting back?
Wow this is so real. I can’t believe I saw such amazing footage of a fierce fire fight like this.
Even though Chechnya has been largely disconnected from middle eastern for quite some time, ever since Russia took caucuses region from Iran and Ottoman, they have been under Russian Influence, but still after over a century I guess some habits never change, they still fight exactly like middle eastern Jihadis
This vid is straight cringe worthy
Wow, it's like they're TRYING to lose the war.
They are truely the Chechens from Barry. I'm still waiting to see No Ho Hank!!
Aw come on, ya'all are so blind by your pro-Ukraine biases you forgot that this potatoe is just emulating Zelenskyy, who dual-wielded some machine-pistols in an epic 360-noscope spawn-camping pwn of Parliament! And after this Volodymir teabagged them all, throwing shade into chat.
This is how I feel when I use both hands to shoot baskets playing Hot Shots at Dave n Busters
It's official. They are fucking stupid and only for show.
Strong small dick energy here
LOL what the fuck is this guy doing?
Being a clown
Cringe AF. the Isis videos were creepy, these Guys are comical
Forgive him, he just learned how to lace his first pair of boots last week
Forgive him, he just
Me on woods Ammo used 62 Hits 0
I have zero military training and I was just thinking that don’t seem right.
Literally shooting at nothing…
Imagine fucking dying and they go to your family like "we have one last recording of him before he passed, would you like to see it?"
Not gonna lie feeling pretty confident about ww3. Lol
Ukrainian forces: Using drones to coordinate precision artillery strikes in real time against enemy armor and artillery
.00003kd and .00947479873% accuracy.
No way this goober was shooting at anything in particular.
I’ve never held a gun in my life, and even I can tell this is stupid
Tik Tok brigade
You just know that he paid to unlock those akimbo AKs. 🙄🙄
Is he even in a war zone? Looks like he's playing Rambo in the backyard woods?
Love how he wastes all of his ammo and once he gets to the point where he’s actually aiming down sights he’s out of ammo... it’s hard to believe this was taken on or near the frontlines.
Nobody believes this acting is combat footage.
Fantastic way to waste bullets and not hit a single damn thing you are aiming at.
That seems like a wholly ineffective way to provide suppressing fire.
Welp.. if you didn't think they were posers/larpers/tourists before....