1. With some peanut butter and wash it down with eggnog. I’d have it done with plenty of time to spare.

  2. DUDE YES!!!!! I love you for this. Been reading this a million times for my one year old haha

  3. Really not that hard if you are allowed the full 24 hours. High calorie drinks and super processed foods that are engineered to keep you eating.

  4. Aren’t Doritos “engineered” to make you keep eating them even when full? Like the flavor gets you addicted and wanting to keep munching? I think I read something about that kind of thing years ago. Not positive though!

  5. Yeah a whole Oreo Cheesecake from there is like 12,000 calories. Eat an entire one the first half of the day and then like one of their burger meals and another slice of a different cake and you have a BILLION dollars.

  6. I literally looked at the question and, with an air of annoyance as I opened the post, went, "that's easy, I'd just go to Cheesecake Factory and have all three meals of the day there".

  7. I feel like this comment checkmates the question so well I imagine after typing it you threw down a wallet full of $100 bills and D20 dice and they all landed face up and on the 20, naturally.

  8. The trick is not too eat the calories but to drink them. Creating or buying 2500+ Calorie milkshakes is shockingly and disgustingly easy.

  9. Liquid calories. As someone who workouts a lot and has to bulk up I pretty much rely on protein shakes. I can’t force myself to eat solid foods but I can force myself to drink a liquid

  10. Yeah back when I used to work out to bulk up protein shakes were great. For solid food I did a tuna fish and egg salad with a lot of mayo. Protein and fat put on the weight fast.

  11. I feel like choosing this over just eating McDonalds nonstop is like alpha level psychotic. Chugging heavy cream? Jesus.

  12. I used to be on a 10,000 calorie a day diet when I was training as a competitive athlete for 6-10 hours a day.

  13. So take 1.5 kilos of macadamia nuts (10770), blend with 200 grams of avocado oil (1768) and a kilo of heavy cream (3450).

  14. People keep talking about sugary stuff, when the oil is where it's at. There is a reason it's used to fuel cars.

  15. Well I’m waking up a 12:00AM that’s for sure. And then it’s gonna be fast food, milkshakes, cheesecake, pizza ect

  16. Fast food, pizza, maybe? It does have a lot of calories, but it's not that dense. I might be way too full after eating 3 full pizzas, and that's only half way there.

  17. just eat 500 grams of nuts as breakfast, work out a bit, and another 500 grams of nuts. You're now about 7k calories in. And it's only been a couple hours.

  18. Full fat Ice Cream and custard. Not Frozen custard, the liquid Christmas treat made with eggs and cream. Shouldn't be hard to get to 15,000. With a little effort, you could get it done in 8 or 10 hours.

  19. Straight to the Wynn, and then hit up the Baccanal right after and then finish at that Thai place

  20. This is the best answer I’ve seen. Problem is, you don’t have the money before you win the challenge OR if they know you are going to win a billion dollars, 25 mil might not cut it.

  21. I would eat a fuck ton, then throw it up. Repeat. It's not healthy for my body, but neither is 15,000 cal. With 1B it would be worth it.

  22. Please note the LA Beast comsumed a gallon of olive oil. He says it was one of his worst challenges. Oil was leaking through every pore and ruined clothes and furniture.

  23. Make a milkshake with 1 cup of peanut butter, 1 cup of vanilla ice cream and 1 cup of heavy cream. Comes out to just over 2000 calories. Drink 7.5 of them throughout the day. Would probably never want a peanut butter milkshake again in my life, but could probably pull it off.

  24. Edit: I was way wrong. 10 cups is right. This is the correct answer. Give me peanut butter with honey, spicy peanut butter, and peanut butter milkshakes. I can get to 15,000 by lunch.

  25. contrary to what some may believe, guinness doesn't have an abnormally high calorie count. in fact, a 12 oz guinness has ~125 calories.

  26. Terrible news. Guinness is actually in the light-beer category as far as calories go. Its only got 15 more than a bud light.

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  28. Olive oil. For 1 billion I can drink it straight. Give or take 7 calories per ml. 2.5 litres in one day is easy for that much.

  29. I like this answer most because it doesn’t make me think about vomit or crapping after. Makes me think I could actually win this money in this imaginary challenge

  30. I agree with your take, and you are right they are called bars. But the name is misleading. Some of those fuckers are the size of the ballistic armor plates the guy eating them is wearing. Like a big ass square.

  31. 1 entire box containing 9 bars is about 3650 kcal in the ones I’ve seen, you sure you’re not reading the caloric count per box?

  32. We keep a package of these in our car in case of emergencies. They taste like coconut sugar cookies, and of course we've eaten some for science. All in all, I could eat several of those in a sitting for so much money.

  33. aren't there those horrible fat camps in Mauritania where young girls are force fed lard or something to make them blow up to like 300 lbs in preparation for marriage because that's the beauty standard there? i bet they know

  34. Honestly, just drink vegetable oil and if you can't stomach that, just over 2KG (4.5lbs) of butter would work too. Throw it on some bread and go to town.

  35. Heavy cream or egg nog would go down a LOT easier than vegetable oil, in spite of having fewer calories per ounce.

  36. One time I bought a carton of eggnog and drank like 1500 calories worth before I noticed what I was doing. Didn't even feel bad, just a bit full. Eggnog is delicious.

  37. This is the answer, a Calorie is different from a calorie. OP specified calories which makes this trivial.

  38. Start on an empty stomach at midnight. Sleep. Eat some more. Light exercise (like, go for a walk.) Eat more. Repeat. Finish just before midnight.

  39. Lol this is easy. I regularly eat 4500 a day as part of my bodybuilding and powerlifting regimen. Find ultra calorically dense non satiating food.

  40. I feel like you're right. If this was an open challenge shitloads of people would blow past 15000 calories. 30000 seems pretty crazy but I feel like 25000 is probably really close to the human limit so that would be an interesting limit.

  41. Wow… I’m disappointed in how easy this would be for me. I ran the numbers and this amount of calories is quite doable in America…

  42. I'd start out having an edible and I'd make sure to dab after each meal. I'd eat 8 meals at 2000 calories each. I'd have Taco Bell, KFC, Cheesecake Factory, McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Dairy Queen, and Chipotle. I'd go 1,000 calories over because I'm an overachiever.

  43. Waffle House Breakfast, Philly Cheesesteak for lunch, Red Robin dinner, roughly 8 bags of chocolate covered Macadamia Nuts in between.

  44. It really wouldn't be that difficult. I'd first hit the bong a couple of times and really get the munchies! Then I'd base my meals on deep fried onion rings and kielbasa sausages dipped in a bowl in a bottle of high fructose maple syrup, followed with a dessert of Dulce De Leche and couple of boxes of almond roca. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maybe a snack if I'm still hungry...

  45. 15,000 calories is only 15Kcal. I'd first see if they'd double the offer to $2B if you did 100Kcal and just eat a handful of grapes. Your lawyer will probably be able to get you a settlement of at least $50 million, and that would be an awesome payday without impacting your waistline at all! Go "Pepsi Harrier Jet" on 'em!

  46. Look up some of the powerlifting diets by people like jm blakley. Three mcdonald’s breakfast sandwiches with hashbrowns and a milkshake for breakfast. A whole pizza with a cup of olive poured on it for lunch and dinner. Between meals, you just let chocolate bars melt in your mouth.

  47. One time? This wouldn't be that hard. I'm sure I've done 8k+ on days I've bicycled 100‐160 miles. I could stuff my face with extra and feel fat for a couple days for $1B

  48. Didn’t Michael Phelps do this every day? I’d swim a lot and then eat a lot, rise repeat

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