Drink about 9 large Sonic Blast Oreo Milkshakes.

Oh you'll be blasting...

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Oh my God that's horrifying but also hilarious

As many Cinnabons as it takes.

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Cinnabons and whole milk, hell yeah. I could easily get there.

calm down, Gene Takovic.

With some peanut butter and wash it down with eggnog. I’d have it done with plenty of time to spare.

There's a Better Call Saul joke in here somewhere

One every eighty minutes for 1440 minutes total. You might try slamming six in a row and having a nap...

One piece of chocolate cake

And a nice leaf the next day

Assuming a standard 100g/serving:

But that night you'll have a stomach ache!

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DUDE YES!!!!! I love you for this. Been reading this a million times for my one year old haha

This answer made me so happy

Yoooo I was literally gonna say… you a caterpillar? Of the very hungry variety? I’m doneee

Really not that hard if you are allowed the full 24 hours. High calorie drinks and super processed foods that are engineered to keep you eating.

Aren’t Doritos “engineered” to make you keep eating them even when full? Like the flavor gets you addicted and wanting to keep munching? I think I read something about that kind of thing years ago. Not positive though!

A cup of vegetable oil has almost 2000 calories.

French fries and milkshakes

Just eat at the Cheesecake Factory for all 3 meals a day, plus desserts and you’ll be good.

Yeah a whole Oreo Cheesecake from there is like 12,000 calories. Eat an entire one the first half of the day and then like one of their burger meals and another slice of a different cake and you have a BILLION dollars.

Nachos with chicken is the highest calorie item (i think). Almost 3000 calories.

I literally looked at the question and, with an air of annoyance as I opened the post, went, "that's easy, I'd just go to Cheesecake Factory and have all three meals of the day there".

Just eat cheesecake for all three meals

That would mean eating the whole meal though which is pretty much impossible

I guess I can cut back a little if it means being a billionaire.

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1 triple stacker king from burger king every two hours right over 15000 calories in one day and easily obtainable

Ya i work outdoor construction, i eat light at lunch but probably 5000 calories at least at dinner

I feel like this comment checkmates the question so well I imagine after typing it you threw down a wallet full of $100 bills and D20 dice and they all landed face up and on the 20, naturally.

Hell I'd do this two days in a row for $1b

Or do it everyday for a year be the richest person in America

I would do it two days in a row for 100k

The trick is not too eat the calories but to drink them. Creating or buying 2500+ Calorie milkshakes is shockingly and disgustingly easy.

You gotta get one 10,000 calorie Bloomin Onion from Applebees and head straight to a sees candy/sundae shop

gasoline has a shit ton of calories. Just a small cup should be good

Just drink 2L of olive oil, there's your 15,000 calories

You're going the right way with drinking the calories, but protein shakes are the way to go.

1 breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper!!! And 1 apple

Apple for balance very nice

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.

What about the potatoes?…

Was literally gonna recommend lembas bread?

I don’t think OP knows about second breakfast

The apple that Aragon tosses to you?

Be creative with my foods like if I want a sandwich, use Pop Tarts instead of bread

Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

Don't forget to include more Congealed and Chocotastic choices to your diet!

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School to?

“Yes, hello grandma, can I come over for lunch? Yea? Thanks!”

Liquid calories. As someone who workouts a lot and has to bulk up I pretty much rely on protein shakes. I can’t force myself to eat solid foods but I can force myself to drink a liquid

Yeah back when I used to work out to bulk up protein shakes were great. For solid food I did a tuna fish and egg salad with a lot of mayo. Protein and fat put on the weight fast.

Easy it's like 3 poutines

Op really didn't realize just how easy this is.

That’s honestly pretty true tho, and on top of that it is freakin delicious

I had a Costco poutine this summer and it had to have at least 1300 calories or something.

Drink 2/3 cups of heavy cream every hour per over 24 hours.

i think i could do this

I got diarrhoea just from reading that

Hell, I'd do that on a dare.

I feel like choosing this over just eating McDonalds nonstop is like alpha level psychotic. Chugging heavy cream? Jesus.

Why not just drink melted ice cream instead

I used to be on a 10,000 calorie a day diet when I was training as a competitive athlete for 6-10 hours a day.

Rob McElhenney from Always Sunny said he would leave ice cream out to melt and then drink it.

drink oil

Milkshakes

Jeez, here I was just thinking "throw up a lot".

I used to be a food addict with a bad binge eating disorder

It would be rough, but I suppose I could cut out third lunch? Maybe second bedtime snack?

Don’t sacrifice too much. You’ve been very brave

So take 1.5 kilos of macadamia nuts (10770), blend with 200 grams of avocado oil (1768) and a kilo of heavy cream (3450).

I don’t think you’d need any laxatives drinking heavy cream every two hours for 24 hours straight.

I don't think you'll need laxatives, this sounds like a laxative itself.

Very interesting. 8.5 kg of liquid volume could be troubling

I was just going eat a jar or two of peanut butter

People keep talking about sugary stuff, when the oil is where it's at. There is a reason it's used to fuel cars.

Well I’m waking up a 12:00AM that’s for sure. And then it’s gonna be fast food, milkshakes, cheesecake, pizza ect

Fast food, pizza, maybe? It does have a lot of calories, but it's not that dense. I might be way too full after eating 3 full pizzas, and that's only half way there.

just eat 500 grams of nuts as breakfast, work out a bit, and another 500 grams of nuts. You're now about 7k calories in. And it's only been a couple hours.

You guys are getting paid?!?!

Damn made the same comment and then scrolled down.

No prob I’ll just wait till my pms week

Mine only lasts a day. But yesterday was one of those days, and I consumed:

Full fat Ice Cream and custard. Not Frozen custard, the liquid Christmas treat made with eggs and cream. Shouldn't be hard to get to 15,000. With a little effort, you could get it done in 8 or 10 hours.

All of these answers have dairy, I'll be dead in my own puke and shit after the first hour if I'm not also snorting crushed lactase.

Like egg nog?

have like 2 kfc meals

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner at just about any Vegas buffet.

Straight to the Wynn, and then hit up the Baccanal right after and then finish at that Thai place

I’ll eat a gram of uranium, since it contains 20 million calories. I won’t get fat and I win

Radiation costs you $2B

I think gasoline is also up there. Would only require a few drops

I'll have 0.75mg

I mean if you're gonna do that, just eat 0.7 micrograms of anything and count the rest energy of that.

Calories are just a unit of energy… you wouldn’t be able to properly extract anything. (Edit: grammar mistake)

Give $25M to the person counting calories.

"I'm going to need you to find an additional 8,000 calories, okay?"

This is the best answer I’ve seen. Problem is, you don’t have the money before you win the challenge OR if they know you are going to win a billion dollars, 25 mil might not cut it.

I'd go with the Mac from always sunny technique. Leave gallons of ice cream on the counter until they melt and then drink them.

Has he never heard of microwaves?

Smoke a joint. Easy. My stomach pretty much turns into a black hole when I’m stoned.

What’s good is good. I made a homemade McGriddle with some bacon and Doritos.

Goddamn this challenge while stoned sounds like heaven

I would eat a fuck ton, then throw it up. Repeat. It's not healthy for my body, but neither is 15,000 cal. With 1B it would be worth it.

Yeah I was wondering if throwing up would disqualify you

8 cups of canola oil, straight.

Please note the LA Beast comsumed a gallon of olive oil. He says it was one of his worst challenges. Oil was leaking through every pore and ruined clothes and furniture.

Ideally I'd chug it in one go and then throw up within the next few minutes.

Butter is so much more tasty.

That's roughly ten cups of peanut butter. Doable.

Make a milkshake with 1 cup of peanut butter, 1 cup of vanilla ice cream and 1 cup of heavy cream. Comes out to just over 2000 calories. Drink 7.5 of them throughout the day. Would probably never want a peanut butter milkshake again in my life, but could probably pull it off.

Edit: I was way wrong. 10 cups is right. This is the correct answer. Give me peanut butter with honey, spicy peanut butter, and peanut butter milkshakes. I can get to 15,000 by lunch.

Omg, imagine how gross you would feel with ten cups of peanut butter in your stomach… like swallowing a bowling ball.

Let me tell you a little story that involves Me, Guiness, and St. Patrick's Day...

contrary to what some may believe, guinness doesn't have an abnormally high calorie count. in fact, a 12 oz guinness has ~125 calories.

Terrible news. Guinness is actually in the light-beer category as far as calories go. Its only got 15 more than a bud light.

Guiness is actually lighter in calories and alcohol content compared to many other beers

Been doing this for the past 20 or so years. Where's my 1B?

You probably ate that too

Go to the The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

Gumbo, lots of gumbo.

Foodcation to New Orleans anyone?

10 milkshakes and 5 family size bags of Doritos

Freedom diet

Drinks. A large McDonalds milkshake with each meal and you're already halfway there.

A large mcdonald's shake is only 800 calories. 850 for strawberry. That won't get you far

Bold of you to assume their machine works

The large Oreo shake from jack in the box is over 1100 calories

A human baby has 12,823 calories. A baby + normal meals should do the trick.

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FINALLY a sensible answer

Human baby - 7/10

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Get the money, dollar dollar bill y'all

I think I remember this one.

Beer would be involved

Aaalllll the way down and I finally find someone mention alcohol!

Olive oil. For 1 billion I can drink it straight. Give or take 7 calories per ml. 2.5 litres in one day is easy for that much.

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You won't be able to enjoy the money as you'll have shit yourself to death the next day.

Obligatory lol

There are survival rations, designed to be high calorie foods, for use in life rafts and other emergency situations.

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Kalteen bars just burn up all your water weight.

I like this answer most because it doesn’t make me think about vomit or crapping after. Makes me think I could actually win this money in this imaginary challenge

I agree with your take, and you are right they are called bars. But the name is misleading. Some of those fuckers are the size of the ballistic armor plates the guy eating them is wearing. Like a big ass square.

1 entire box containing 9 bars is about 3650 kcal in the ones I’ve seen, you sure you’re not reading the caloric count per box?

We keep a package of these in our car in case of emergencies. They taste like coconut sugar cookies, and of course we've eaten some for science. All in all, I could eat several of those in a sitting for so much money.

aren't there those horrible fat camps in Mauritania where young girls are force fed lard or something to make them blow up to like 300 lbs in preparation for marriage because that's the beauty standard there? i bet they know

Not sure where you heard they are 3000 cal each, because they are around 350.

Laughs in bodybuilding

Are you insinuating 15,000 calories in 24 hours is a strenuous task?

Heavy whipping cream. I can drink that stuff straight. Sooooooo good.

Honestly, just drink vegetable oil and if you can't stomach that, just over 2KG (4.5lbs) of butter would work too. Throw it on some bread and go to town.

Heavy cream or egg nog would go down a LOT easier than vegetable oil, in spite of having fewer calories per ounce.

They never said it had to stay down

Eggnog. Money please!

One time I bought a carton of eggnog and drank like 1500 calories worth before I noticed what I was doing. Didn't even feel bad, just a bit full. Eggnog is delicious.

I eat a slice of bread which contains about 80kcal = 80,000 calories.

Fined $1B for trying to get by on technicality

This is the answer, a Calorie is different from a calorie. OP specified calories which makes this trivial.

Start on an empty stomach at midnight. Sleep. Eat some more. Light exercise (like, go for a walk.) Eat more. Repeat. Finish just before midnight.

Lol this is easy. I regularly eat 4500 a day as part of my bodybuilding and powerlifting regimen. Find ultra calorically dense non satiating food.

Film the 40k challenge

The idea of chugging ghee and then exercising twice more that day?? Omg I’d rather be broke.

Literally replied 25k Calories should be the start. 15 seems way low

I feel like you're right. If this was an open challenge shitloads of people would blow past 15000 calories. 30000 seems pretty crazy but I feel like 25000 is probably really close to the human limit so that would be an interesting limit.

Cookie dough, and lots of it. If I get Salmonella I'll be able to afford the care to get better.

Omfg you just reminded me I have cookie dough in the fridge fuuccckkkk

Wow… I’m disappointed in how easy this would be for me. I ran the numbers and this amount of calories is quite doable in America…

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I'd start out having an edible and I'd make sure to dab after each meal. I'd eat 8 meals at 2000 calories each. I'd have Taco Bell, KFC, Cheesecake Factory, McDonald's, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Dairy Queen, and Chipotle. I'd go 1,000 calories over because I'm an overachiever.

You'd get high and forget to math because you're ordering with cravings. You'd short yourself 500 calories somehow

About 3 gallons of Eggnog should do it!

Waffle House Breakfast, Philly Cheesesteak for lunch, Red Robin dinner, roughly 8 bags of chocolate covered Macadamia Nuts in between.

Can I just get a feeding tube in my throat and have fat pumped into my stomach?

Ask Nikocado Avocado, or eat him

It really wouldn't be that difficult. I'd first hit the bong a couple of times and really get the munchies! Then I'd base my meals on deep fried onion rings and kielbasa sausages dipped in a bowl in a bottle of high fructose maple syrup, followed with a dessert of Dulce De Leche and couple of boxes of almond roca. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Maybe a snack if I'm still hungry...

I've done that on a weekend bender bro. Gimme my money.

15,000 calories is only 15Kcal. I'd first see if they'd double the offer to $2B if you did 100Kcal and just eat a handful of grapes. Your lawyer will probably be able to get you a settlement of at least $50 million, and that would be an awesome payday without impacting your waistline at all! Go "Pepsi Harrier Jet" on 'em!

this is so easy

I think if you could survive and digest it, gasoline would be ome of most effective

Eat a lit match after to burn calories

Just use diesel

Any oil is about the same and butter or olive seems a better solution.

Consume exactly 10 slices of the most calorie intense pizza in the local pizza shop. Then take a massive shit

MRE x 12

You guys are getting paid?

Look up some of the powerlifting diets by people like jm blakley. Three mcdonald’s breakfast sandwiches with hashbrowns and a milkshake for breakfast. A whole pizza with a cup of olive poured on it for lunch and dinner. Between meals, you just let chocolate bars melt in your mouth.

19 sticks of butter. Do the math, it works out.

After signing all the paperwork, i'd say:

One time? This wouldn't be that hard. I'm sure I've done 8k+ on days I've bicycled 100‐160 miles. I could stuff my face with extra and feel fat for a couple days for $1B

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I get to chug down milkshakes and I get a billion dollars??? Win win for me

Didn’t Michael Phelps do this every day? I’d swim a lot and then eat a lot, rise repeat