I thought Spain was my favorite place in the world, I’ve traveled a lot and did study abroad in Madrid. But last year I spent a few weeks traveling around Portugal and I fell in love. I can’t wait to go back and see more.
The rest of the world thinks we're just a flat red desert, and we like to keep it that way. Don't tell them about the beaches or rainforests. Also cancelling submarine deals.
See when you said “everyone thinks we’re a flat red desert, don’t tell them about the beaches,” I thought it couldn’t possibly be Australia because everyone knows about the beaches. (Where else will you get bitten by a great white shark or stung by a blue ringed octopus?) But then “canceling submarine deals” gave it away.
If we're talking about my country of residence: Lads wear skirts and play on screechy pipes. As for the lasses... they're often fair-haired and when they wear make-up they tend to forget less is more. The weather is cold and wet, the humour is warm and dry.
our national animal is a unicorn
There's a country.. with a unicorn as it's national animal?
Scotland
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I didn’t know IKEA was a country 🤣
Sweden?
Sweden is on my list to visit
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Wait, AGAIN?!
Egypt?
Panama?
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Also: 0 points..
Germany.
Honestly.. I can't tell if Germany or Japan..
Being exceptionally good at eurovision song contest is also one
Fries Chocolat Beer
Def. Belgium.
I read this like “fry’s chocolate beer” as in a chocolate beer made by someone called fry
Belgium: Two countries for the price of one!
Belgium?
I don't know the name of your country but we probably have something from it in our Museum.
England
Thats gold
I was going to say "we probably invaded yours, took your cuisine and left democracy" but yours is better
Lord of the Rings
Middle earth!
New Zealand, hope to get down there one day.
I'm saving up to see Hobbiton one day
we fuck sheep
Wales
So fucking sheeps is a thing in alot of places huh...
New Zealand?
Had a famous painter with a brief stint in politics. Didn't end well.
I'm torn between Austria and Germany.
He wasn't a famous painter though, he was a painter who was famous. Notable difference.
It could have been Bush too.
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For the 80s hit "Let's go to the mall" by Robin Sparkles
Sorry, but is this Canada, eh?
Canada.
and maple syrup!
English (simplified)
America? 😂
England (simplified)
Guns.
America
South Sudan!
US
Somalia
Nelson Mandela, biltong, rugby.
South Africa 🇿🇦!
1: We are not spain
Portugal
on the first point it is immediately clear
PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!
Came back last week from a trip to Portugal, what a great country!
I thought Spain was my favorite place in the world, I’ve traveled a lot and did study abroad in Madrid. But last year I spent a few weeks traveling around Portugal and I fell in love. I can’t wait to go back and see more.
Tacos
Mexico hola amigo
Fjords, waterfalls, scoring relatively high on the happiness index.
Norway. You made it too easy by saying "Fjords".
I wanna say mountains, beautiful countryside, vibrant college towns but...
România
If it makes you feel any better, I think of your mountains and absolutely stunning landscapes before vampires. So that's one person at least!
For some reason when I think of Romania I think of roads barely fit for horse drawn carriage and high speed internet for all.
drug trafficking and gangs, good place to vacation though
I'm torn between Mexico or Brazil.
You know how little that narrows it down?
Having our lives taken but not our freedom. That and alcoholism
SCOTLAND FOREVVVEERRRR
Irn-bru big yin
Sauna, Perkele
Finland
The rest of the world thinks we're just a flat red desert, and we like to keep it that way. Don't tell them about the beaches or rainforests. Also cancelling submarine deals.
See when you said “everyone thinks we’re a flat red desert, don’t tell them about the beaches,” I thought it couldn’t possibly be Australia because everyone knows about the beaches. (Where else will you get bitten by a great white shark or stung by a blue ringed octopus?) But then “canceling submarine deals” gave it away.
Pretty sure everyone just thinks of us as that upside down country where all the animals try to kill us.
Australia?
Australia
Maple syrup
must be speaking to a canadian!
Mmmmm maple bacon🤤🤤🤤🤤
Baguette.
France
Dracula!
Romania?
Souvlaki Maláka
Born in: ex-communist shithole
Romania isn't that bad anymore right? Visited a few years ago and had a great time!
Romania and Australia...
Without your name, ex-communist shithole can be a LOT of modern day countries.
Suicide
japan
Hello fellow Lithuanian
Ireland
Cars, beer, bratwurst and hit-
Hans Christian Andersen
Denmark
Ahh come on kammerat den var liiiiiige lovlig nem at gætte.
Great beer.
Longest living monarch.
Thailand?
Inverted poland or rice hats (for some reason), but mainly rice hats
Indonesia
being neutral
Switzerland
Kebab
Turkey
dam i love kebab legit my favourite food.
Bangitty bang bang bang pew pew class dismissed
This is sad, but it made me laugh
It took me a second, and here I was thinking nobody took school shootings.
Electing a dictator's son; Neglecting Facts
Welcome to the Philippines!
Schnitzel
Austria
indigenous graveyard
Ouch. An instance in which our many apologies just aren't enough. :(
Whisky, heroin and shortbread.
I would say Scotland, but is Scotland known for Heroin??
Scotland
Our national animal is the lion after a prince supposedly saw one when discovering us, we don't have any lions
Singapore?
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Beer and cars
Germany?
"No, you can not buy Greenland"
Oil. Lots. Of. Oil.
Stealing shit from other places and chucking it in a museum with the details of who and where we stole it from
Deep-frying literally everything in batter.
Corrupt politicans ...
Fellow Hungarian here?
Hamburger
Or America or Germany. (German city called Hamburg)
Hookers and cocaine
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
... I feel like this could actually describe a whole lot of places.
Colombiana?
Colombia
But Florida isn't a country?
Sorry and syrup.
Choosing between paying for insulin and paying rent
‘MERICA!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Drunk fighting gingers who eat a lot of potatoes.
My family isn’t a country.
While tripping over pots of gold ?
Guns while riding on Bald Eagles, having a cheese burger in one hand and a AR-15 in another.
USA, South Carolina?
Legally buying weed, prostitution and good old fashion racism.
And bicycles. Don't forget bicycles.
Grass, ass and prejudass.
And cheese, dont forget about cheese
Netherlands, is that you?
Theft and leaving the country.
You know how little that narrows it down?
Philippines?
Romania?
Gold and cheese
Switzerland
Kohinoor is ours
"malaka" , opa , gyros , yoghurt , parthenon
Επιτέλους βρήκα την Ελλάδα
Γεια σου ρε μαλακα fellow greek here :D
Spammy reposts on Reddit
Earth
Guns, beer, hamburgers, and obesity.
Apparently red solo cups for some reason
Tax evasion
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“Hi, thank you for getting connected with Norton security cancellation team.”
India lol
Wine, football players, food and tourism
Pirates.
Somalia?
Best Couscous on the face of this earth. And no, we're not Morocco you bland Couscous ass hoes.
Tunisia
Carnival/Samba
Brazil?
Finalmente um br nessa disgrama
VODKA! WAR! Communism!
From Russia to USA?
Koalas
Not anymore!
Ma-i-a hi Ma-i-a hu Ma-i-a ho Ma-i-a ha-ha
Sorry
Deep breath
If we're talking about my country of residence: Lads wear skirts and play on screechy pipes. As for the lasses... they're often fair-haired and when they wear make-up they tend to forget less is more. The weather is cold and wet, the humour is warm and dry.
Ikea
Corrupt politicians, goulash, trianon
Hungary
Football, kangaroos, meat pies and Holden cars.
Cunt would of been fine but the rest work too I guess.
Won Eurovision 2022 based on sympathy votes not talent.
Ukraine.
Paris road
Obesi- Oprah. We’re known for Oprah
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