1. Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.

  2. I’ll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea… then I’ll put that flea in a box, put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself and when it arrives?! I’ll smASH IT WITH A HAMMER

  3. Oh riiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison... ...that poison?

  4. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

  5. Man, FUCK Commodus. Damn that was a good movie. I don't think any other movie has made me feel as much as that one does.

  6. Bam! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ax you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!?

  7. Huh, Joe Versus The Volcano is not a trilogy. It's a person that gets dropped in the volcano, not jewelry, but it's okay they live!

  8. Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

  9. I was going to say, "A really old dude coerces a midget to spend several years walking across the country to destory some jewelry."

  10. I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

  11. French sailor is betrayed by his lifelong friend, trains and learns while imprisoned, then escapes and exacts his revenge by destroying the lives of those who wronged him.

  12. Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."

  13. A young girl kills a well known person, then picks up 3 accomplices with limited capacities, and kills another well known person. All the while saying “I just want to go home.”

  14. Farm boy turned pirate meets an idiot, a strongman, and Spaniard. He kills the idiot and knocks out the other two, but is later saved by the surviving two after finding himself suffering from being “almost-dead” inside of a mysterious tree lair owned by the evil prince who is forcing the Pirate’s true love to marry him against her will. The strongman and Spaniard join the pirate in his pursuit to save his true love, while the Spaniard continues his two decade long search for his father’s killer.

  15. A robot who is responsible for cleaning a waste-covered Earth meets another robot and falls in love with her

  16. Wrongfully accused man goes to prison. Eventually he escapes. Rita Hayworth poster. Old man named Brooks with his bird Jake are lovely side characters.

  17. Psychotic man illegally creates life and has to go to an alien planet to recapture the creature he made. Said creature tries to blend in as non-sentient pet of a neurodivergent orphan to avoid capture.

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