I’ll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea… then I’ll put that flea in a box, put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself and when it arrives?! I’ll smASH IT WITH A HAMMER
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Bam! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ax you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!?
I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
French sailor is betrayed by his lifelong friend, trains and learns while imprisoned, then escapes and exacts his revenge by destroying the lives of those who wronged him.
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
A young girl kills a well known person, then picks up 3 accomplices with limited capacities, and kills another well known person. All the while saying “I just want to go home.”
Farm boy turned pirate meets an idiot, a strongman, and Spaniard. He kills the idiot and knocks out the other two, but is later saved by the surviving two after finding himself suffering from being “almost-dead” inside of a mysterious tree lair owned by the evil prince who is forcing the Pirate’s true love to marry him against her will. The strongman and Spaniard join the pirate in his pursuit to save his true love, while the Spaniard continues his two decade long search for his father’s killer.
Wrongfully accused man goes to prison. Eventually he escapes. Rita Hayworth poster. Old man named Brooks with his bird Jake are lovely side characters.
Psychotic man illegally creates life and has to go to an alien planet to recapture the creature he made. Said creature tries to blend in as non-sentient pet of a neurodivergent orphan to avoid capture.
Yayyyy, I'm a llama again!
Well you’ve got me. By all accounts it doesn’t make sense
gasp! my spinach puffs
Pull the lever Kronk
No touchy!
Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.
I’ll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea… then I’ll put that flea in a box, put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself and when it arrives?! I’ll smASH IT WITH A HAMMER
Oh riiight, the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison... ...that poison?
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
Excellent movie.
That movie was an existential trip
"BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!?"
You were vegon, now you will be gone
Not sure if it counts but man finds hungry plant and it ends up being very hungry
Little shop of horrors?
"Have you ever flashy thing me?"
Kay: I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you?
A person is smart, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
"Elvis isn't dead, he just gone home"
WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER. S U I T?
WHHHHYYY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it"
1.21 GIGA-WATTS?!
This is Heavy
Gonna need a bigger boat.
Fair well and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
The most terrifying part of the movie is Quint talking about the USS Indianapolis. I'll never put on a life jacket again
“Beetle-“
A Vietnam vet tries to kill a gopher, some rich guys play golf.
So I got that going for me…which is nice
Are you not entertained?
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Man, FUCK Commodus. Damn that was a good movie. I don't think any other movie has made me feel as much as that one does.
Not Yet
A brooklyn lawyer and his fiancé, drive to the south to defend two Yutes
It's got Posi-traction!
Bam! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ax you, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?!?
My Cousin Vinny! "What is a yute?" Ha ha
Two, whuut?
These snozberries taste like snozberries
What’s the name of the restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls and mozzarella sticks?
A bunch of people walking, to drop a piece of jewelry into a volcano. Ends up taking three movies.
It did give us
"Even the trees walked in those fucking movies!"
Huh, Joe Versus The Volcano is not a trilogy. It's a person that gets dropped in the volcano, not jewelry, but it's okay they live!
No luck naming them movies then?
It’s just the one movie actually.
“All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that?”
Big bushy beard!
“When is your birthday?” 22nd of February “What year?” EVERY YEAR
Academy Award Winner Jim Broadbent
Everyone and their mums packin’ ‘round ‘ere
How’s the hand?
I can give you the tour...I've been round the office a few times (wink wink)
The greater good!
.... narp?
You wanna be a big cop in a small town, fuck off up the model vilage!
HAG!
"Surely you can't be serious." " I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
"How soon til we can land?"
Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
I just want to say good luck, and we're all counting on you
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
David bowie in tight tights with porcupine hair.
The babe with the power!
Snakes.....why'd it have to be snakes?
rolls over and sadly looks towards camera
Indiana Jones?
"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve"
Stand by me
Rat helps man cook and mean guy eats food and likes it
Tom Hanks has a UTI and a magic man cures him, then Tom kills him
Man, The Polar Express was weirder than I remember
The Green Mile
What's in the box?
Brooks was here 😭
First rule: We dont talk about it.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Newly appointed black sheriff stops the town being destroyed for a railway line
He rode a Blazing Saddle.
"tis but a scratch"
Must be a king.
I'm being repressed!!!
Your mamma was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!
"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"
She's a witch! What makes you think she's a witch?! She turned me into a newt! A newt? ... I got better.
Cute robot picks up trash then turns them into cubes then he goes to space
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
I was going to say, "A really old dude coerces a midget to spend several years walking across the country to destory some jewelry."
That rug really tied the room together.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
The Dude abides
"The old man told me to take any rug in the house!"
A burned up guy in a strip sweater and a fedora hunting and killing teens in their sleep.
A walk to remember
Nightmare on Elm Street
TPS reports
Ummm yeaaahhh I’m going to umm need you to come in on Saturday ok thanks
PC load letter?!
Corporate accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment!
1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?!?!!!
Great Scott!
Man kidnaps group of children from school posing as a teacher, puts them in a van and forces them to perform in front of a crowd
HOW CAN YOU KICK ME OUT, OF WHAT IS MIIINNEEEEE
“I believe I have touched all of your children and I know they have all touched me.”
School of rock
Love this movie so much, jack black really took his role to the moon
Teacher: I have a hangover. Does anybody know what that means?
We’re on a mission from God
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
What car is this?
Perfect organism.
I have some serious reading problems
French sailor is betrayed by his lifelong friend, trains and learns while imprisoned, then escapes and exacts his revenge by destroying the lives of those who wronged him.
The count of Monte Cristo
A guy escapes and finds out his entire life is a false reality after take a special pill
If you didn't mention the pill I would say The Truman Show. Funny how similar the stories are.
Was a comedy now turning out to be documentary about where human civilization is heading ...
Ezekiel 25:17
Zed's dead baby, zed's dead
if a pig had personality he would cease to be a filthy animal?
He killed 3 men in a bar with a fuckin pencil ✏️
A. Fucking. Pencil.
Babayaga
"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh Mr Creedy. Beneath this mask there is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof."
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V."
"Ray ...if somebody asks you if you're a god YOU SAY YES!"
"The dog?!? You were named after the dog?"
We named the dog Indiana
2 cops,1 American 1 from China very funny unlikely duo
Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?!?
All I did was invite them to have a drink.
THIS IS CIGA-WEED
"His name is Lee goddamnit"
A young girl kills a well known person, then picks up 3 accomplices with limited capacities, and kills another well known person. All the while saying “I just want to go home.”
Wizard of Oz?
As you wish.
Princess bride
Aaaaaas youuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
A kid from queens swings around and can’t get home
Farm boy turned pirate meets an idiot, a strongman, and Spaniard. He kills the idiot and knocks out the other two, but is later saved by the surviving two after finding himself suffering from being “almost-dead” inside of a mysterious tree lair owned by the evil prince who is forcing the Pirate’s true love to marry him against her will. The strongman and Spaniard join the pirate in his pursuit to save his true love, while the Spaniard continues his two decade long search for his father’s killer.
So long, and Thanks for all the fish.
Ford?
Cartoon Rabbit gets framed for murder
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
12 dudes decide one mans fate. Not all agree. One sways all.
Man-robot thing with Sciccors for hand falls in love with a girl
As far back as I remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
I scrolled down so far to find this. ❤️
HEEEEEYYYY YOOOOOU GUUUYS!!!
Hey McFly
A robot who is responsible for cleaning a waste-covered Earth meets another robot and falls in love with her
WALL-E
Christian bale and heath ledger
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Flower, gleam and glow. Let your powers shine. Make the clock reverse. Bring back what once was mine.
Heal what has been hurt
Just look at my Username
A Christmas movie, got it.
“Nobody puts baby in the corner.”
Who you gonna call?
"What's our vector, Victor?"
The one about two not so smart men returning a briefcase with adventures ensuing.
Kids play hide and seek. They end up fighting a war with a talking lion in a mystical place.
President Schwarzenegger library
“We’re police officers! We aren’t trained to handle this kind of violence!”
My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.
Aaaaas youuuuuu wishhhhhh
Inconceivable!
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"Ah man.... I shot Marvin in the face."
Guy explains his self-care routine, works as a CEO and murders a bunch of sex workers.
He also has to return some video tapes
Vice President*
Wrongfully accused man goes to prison. Eventually he escapes. Rita Hayworth poster. Old man named Brooks with his bird Jake are lovely side characters.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.. nobody!
A kid has to go on a date with his mom to save himself from never existing
Psychotic man illegally creates life and has to go to an alien planet to recapture the creature he made. Said creature tries to blend in as non-sentient pet of a neurodivergent orphan to avoid capture.
Hello? Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house
Why so serious?
“Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner”
Well, I'm not supposed to talk about it
I will not break the rule
Hello there
"You know, I'm something of a scientist myself."
Dad dies and 2 idiots travel the midwest attempting to save the company!
A nerd tries and fails to kill a lizard, then he and the lizard save the world
A boy and his foster-father accidentally start a nationwide manhunt while out in the middle of the New Zealand wilderness
A girl cheats on her fiance with a guy from the midwest then watches said guy die in the ocean after the boat they were on sinks
"Hey Benny! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riv-er!"
The Mummy
Some idiot with some scar is a wizard and stuff.
Harry Potter
You got red on you.
Draw me like one of your french girls ;)
The love story with memory erasing.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die