1. I see two air force coins, a marine coin, a possible Engineering Battalion coin. I've met a few soldiers, one NCO and one Officer who were open Satanists (Laveyan and Temple). Even had a few pagans. It's amazing the amount of different cultures, religions, beliefs and practices all embracing the suck together in the field.

  2. Yep. Gallows humor gets you through the shittiest of days after 6 months of getting shot at, rocketed, mortared and blown up with IEDs while on patrol. If you don't laugh and crack jokes it's only a matter of time before you crack yourself.

  3. In all my days of seeing dudes with huge arms and shoulders, and toothpick legs. I have never seen anyone with a toothpick neck and huge everything else. Who the fuck is this for?

  4. Every time I see one I feel pity for the creature. I don't want it dead, it's not the dog's fault. I think we should stop breeding more of them, though. The dog looks and sounds like it's in pain and living an exhausting existence.

  5. Lean is really close to hear the secrets of its life.

  6. I seem to remember a story, I don't know if it's true or not, about a woman dying from inserting a vegetable inside her. Not sure if it was a cucumber, a carrot or a corn on the cob.

  7. It was a pretty easy transition for me. I made E-5 in four years and was on track to make 6 in 6, but I was tired. Tired of the bullshit. Tired of the stupidity. Tired of trying to make it better only to be told to "Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up." Tired of God complexes. Tired of being told I wasn't a high enough rank to understand something. Tired of being blamed because my 25 year old, adult, self aware Specialist got a DUI on a Friday (and one drunk PFC that stole a baby goat from a local ranch).

  8. Fine craftsmanship and I like the burnt in runes over the carved in ones. Looking forward to seeing the finished product.

  9. Remember ISIS drafted a ton of men too like Russia.

  10. There's a big difference between a draft and "fight for us or we will fucking murder your entire family after we rape the females." Draft dodgers, and only the draft dodgers, go to prison...unless you're absolutely fucking rich and have political connections.

  11. It's a horror film that climaxes with the villain bursting out of the walls, where he's been hiding the entire time, and murdering people.

  12. One of the most dangerous animals on the planet. It has two default settings at adulthood: Homicide and homicidal.

  13. Oh, they will be fighting a naked guy with a shotgun.

  14. Idk why, but I can already picture this person in my head.

  15. It looks cool, but how functional is it? Also, love the suppressor. :)

  16. The part of the brain (or gland) that controls metabolism. Give me a crackhead metabolism. I want to stop with the constant worrying about weight and hitting the gym 3-5 times a week

  17. Anywhere with jungles. I want to see the zombies and not constantly fear a zombie jumping out of the water, biting my testicles first and then have to limp away, testicle-less, while I turn into a zombie.

  18. Why does the name matter? I get a free pet, I'm choosing something stupidly expensive like a Thoroughbred stallion to breed like crazy. For a price, of course.

  19. That they scream like banshees with herpes.

  20. I joined the Army so it was mandatory upon 12 hours of arrival to have your head shaved (if you were male). On day 6, I got second degree sunburn on my head because I went in the dead of summer so the sun was up at 5am. I got issued, notice the word I used there, sunscreen for my head.

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