Bear Rally Now 'Imminent' Says BofA's Hartnett but Warns Ultimate Lows Yet to Be Reached
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The global economy is getting the rug pulled, is there anyone who made money today ??
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Most Anticipated Earnings Releases for the week beginning May 2nd, 2022
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The CFTC Complaint against Archegos alleges material misrepresentations during recorded telephone calls on the following dates: January 28th, January 29th, March 8, and March 10. Coincidence? 🧐 Was GME volatile on those dates? (x-post, u/ecerimel)
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I second this it could be that I'm retarded or just early. Can't be both .
The way I see it is they ran the market Up to buy cheaper PUTS
sometimes people you care deeply about will choose to drop out of your life and all you can really do is have the grace to let them
Here's the neat part, it doesn't. -Omniman
Until you've acquired 9 tackle boxes and 47 rods your problem isn't as bad as mine lol
The "city life" let go to the city they said, it'll be fun they said.....
Why would you sell for hardly nothing if you are down that much though? You might as well just hodl. You dont lose any money until you sell.
Except when you forgot you bought a 0dte spy call instead of put because you just woke up at market open and then you realized you're fucked.
Panic buying should always be pre-planned 😜
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I mean my AR-15 would be cleaned oiled and fully loaded knowing full well I'm about to have someone enter my home and let along try and kill me on my property? Ha, full send
Bought Disney calls at the bottom 115 calls may 13th for 2.68 ended positive today. Patience is key never buy at open.
Should have held onto them until today. Oof
Why spy is tanking?
Down another 4% so far.
I know I sold my call for 3.20 per share bought it for 1.69 so it worked out quite nicely thanks to JPow and crew
Prayer would be good. I need AMD to go uppies.
My 97$ strike I bout 10 contracts for 1.69 and sold them eod today holding through this morning was hell
This market is a shitty meme stock on a downtrend.
I mean i held my 97$ strike AMD calls for a 1.69 ( not a meme) through the shit rug pull this morning for them to rally back ITM and print a 150%.
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Put me down for 69$
Buying more GME at open Monday.
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That one makes more sense to me. We also know that JFK was assassinated, but there's a lot of speculation at to who did it and why. The same is true of Jimmy Hoffa's disappearance.
Considering JFK made a speech vowing to abolish secret societies 7 days prior to his head exploding, probably had nothing to do with the assination but that's none of my business
Lying on the news
Financial news especially, Jim Cramer is wrong 100% of the time... greatest bag holder creator of our time.
Biden is no where near to an extremist.
Lmfao, no he's closer to full blown dementia
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LOL WUT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? Save some pussy for the rest of us my guy
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She's got a bomb
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