At least she gave you 18 hours. I was let go immediately when I offered a 2 week notice.

$ at the end of the number is how I know a job is sus.

And thousands of bots in unison:

Why is it only “him” though? Surely women ask if they can work from home too???

COVID has taught us that MOST jobs CAN be done at home. It really isn’t the employee’s problem that employers are stuck with these long term office leases. They’re better off breaking them early and saving whatever money they can lol.

Why is the entire demographic of people who say this exactly this?

Her: I’m literally shaking.

Why does “milk bag” sound like an adorable, yet devastating, insult?

Milk bag sounds like an insult that a bully would have used against me back in the day. I was a fat gay softie. 😂😂😂

How many of these "truffle oil" brands are actually truffle oil and not some shitty discount oil with some flavoring

I’m pretty sure they have to indicate that it is “blended oil”. My fiancé does restaurant supply and we are very cautious about mislabeling things like that cause we don’t want any lawsuits and want to make sure it is as obvious as possible.

People who always "lose their job" but seem to always "get a new job without issues" as a "pivoter" scream rich parents who cover their living expenses.

And these are the kids my parents compare me to which makes it worse 😂😭😭😭

Long Island cringe? Could be 

Does give off LI energy though.

Next time see if you can input negative numbers

As a programmer, this made me laugh.

I discovered this defect accidentally on my Genesis Coupe years ago. Didn’t know it was this serious though. I thought it was just a problem with my brake system and I removed the OEM system and replaced it with aftermarket.

“You took out a loan. Pay it back.”

My favorite is how his batteries run out about halfway through, but he keeps swinging because he’s committed, or at least he should be

If you swing it right, it wouldn’t wipe out your battery that’s the funny part. The whole reason why he’s winded is because he’s doing it wrong.

Credit card processing companies like Stripe charge 2.9% per transaction.

But typically that fee is on the seller’s side, not on the buyer’s side.

Anyone who has stepped foot in a Jetro lately knows this is not the current state of the market today lol.

This is one of those times im okay with the cashier spinning around the tablet and saying “it’s gonna ask you a question”

Recently? Clearly never been in America or read its history

Considering Mississippi didn’t ratify the 13th amendment until 2013, this statement could be considered truer than you believe lol.

I would purposely avoid the CTO role. Too much responsibility for me. The stress would send me to my grave early lol.

I choose not to have it in my bedroom. But I don’t judge if others have it in their bedroom. My decision is solely based on the fact that I am well aware of how terrible my restraint is and if I had a TV in my room, I will never sleep lol.

I have so many reasons why I enjoy edibles more.

Am I the only one who thinks this is funny as hell

The way they got caught is funnier to me.

the funniest thing is they were reselling dunkin donuts that had the distinctive pink and orange "D" shaped sprinkles on them like cmoooooooon

And they even lied and said it was part of some alphabet sprinkles and none of those sprinkles matched the ones shown on the donut 😂😭😭😭

I just shop on my own now. Way less aggravation. Has been like this for a while now cause I got tired of the back and forth.

I would like to know the company name so I can do my research before I waste my own time. Thank you Nicole.

Why would I do an unpaid internship when I have 5 years of experience???

Why do I carry pepper gel in my car? Cause of crazies like this.

How pathetic of a person are you to complain about her giving you such a head start in life after saving her while life. It’s easy to spend, it’s harder to save. $100k isn’t much so good on her for keeping at it despite I’m assuming not making much

She’s not giving the money to the OP out of the kindness of her heart. She’s giving it to OP with the expectation to get that money back over time so it wouldn’t impact her government assistance payments. It’s still a very selfish ask. OP will get stuck with the tax bill in OP’s name as well.

Reread their post - she’s giving them money for a down payment. The insurance payout is separate. Some people are so blind to their own expectations from their APs (while bitching about not meeting their parents expectations either so that’s some fun mental gymnastics) that they wouldn’t recognize a good gesture if it knocked them on the head. The amount of money saved OP mentioned their AP saved isn’t a lot - after a lifetime of working, if you only have 100k cash in the US. That’s not getting you far - it likely means you didn’t have a well paying job. So this parent struggled and saved and their wonderful child is online bitching about how their parent now giving them a gift to buy a house is something a monster would do.

OP stated that AM received $400k in life insurance money and asked OP what she should do with this money.