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  1. If you think harder about this line, it's basically empty nonsense. The dawn isn't terrible. It's not even good poetry.

  2. As someone who laid awake all night, the dawn is going to suck

  3. Convicted Rapist Brock Turner, I believe…

  4. That is utterly fascinating content. Absolutely subscribed.

  5. Fuck that I’m throwing hands, thats my chicken!

  6. Meanwhile, I’m in a park that’s 100 acres of flat with ONE tree… and guess where my drone still roosts to this very day?

  7. That’s a fantastic and apt quote. Put a bit of a tear in my eye

  8. A rich man and a poor man go shopping for Christmas presents for their wives.

  9. That old joke inspired every white elephant gift I’ve ever taken part in; A shitty spa basket with names clearly intending to rip off Bath and Body Works products, and a cheap dildo.

  10. I assure you, this man caused many glitches, all of which help bring twitter to its demise even faster.

  11. or rubber bouncy balls that you get from the quarter machines outside supermarkets.

  12. I ordered a massive box of thousands of bouncy balls for some dumb ass drunken idea. When I sobered up, I’d completely forgotten both the idea and the order. Weeks later, a surprisingly heavy box arrived… I still don’t have a clue what I was wanting to do with them, but I now have effectively infinite bouncy balls.

  13. I praised a local pizzeria for a sign that said that if you were on the phone when it was your turn to order, they'd skip to the next person. Someone disagreed with me that this was a good idea. Pretty sure he's the kind of guy to hold up the line while he chats away on the phone.

  14. A year ago, on Thanksgiving, I drank so much. My Dad had just died from cirrhosis a month earlier following a really stressful 2 weeks of caring for him in the aftermath of a hurricane with no power. I was a mess and that Thanksgiving night I told my friend I wanted to unalive. He took me to the ER and I spent a week in the loony bin. That trauma on top of losing my Dad....ugh. But I got on antidepressants and now I feel much better. I don't even find alcohol appealing. I've tried alcohol once since then and regretted it with the first sip. Gave the drink away.

  15. That’s a good friend. Bake them some cookies.

  16. Yeah. I can relate. I've always loved video games but I would get so plastered that I was not good at them. Or even to watch a film all the way through. One thing I really would like to start doing again is going to some concerts because I don't think I've ever been to a concert sober. And I've been to a lot of concerts. Good for us man. I'm proud of us.

  17. There are so many games and a movies I’ve gotten to play/watch again for the first time since sobering up. One of MANY little benefits to my new life.

  18. Firefighter, cowboy, and princess are pretty popular options too.

  19. Is it too late to change career plans to “firefighter cowboy princess”? Bear in Mind I’m a 45 yo dude.

  20. This made me realize that God intervened with Harry’s free will

  21. Nah, he COULD HAVE kept right on doing what he was doing. God sent him a wake-up smack and a “you sure you wanna go down this road?”

  22. My name is Hurckglglelelgle, so I think it will work out just fine.

  23. Giggling like a maniac. Thank god I work from home.

  24. I’m prepared to offer a brand new replacement in OPs choice of brands in exchange for this poor abused tool. I’m such a nice guy, I’ll even do it as an even swap despite the fact that this wrench is unquestionable ruined.

  25. Damn, there’s some flashbacks. It was an embarrassingly short time ago that I got the pun in “Nero burning rom”. Thanks for the reminder that I have the dumb.

  26. Reminds me of a sign at my vet’s office. “If the lights are down low, and this candle is lit. Please speak softly as we have a family saying final goodbyes to their loved one”.

  27. Some vets now have chocolate for outgoing patients, too… which I think is nice. Forbidden noms as a final treat.

  28. Food. I still have a few favorites (I will annihilate a batch of Fresh choc chip cookies), but by and large, eating is something I do so I don’t die.

  29. This was, above all, an election driven by rejection of the opposite candidate, not support for who you voted for.

  30. Fuck, I’d love a candidate that I enthusiastically want to vote for, instead of choosing lesser of evils or one guy that I am compelled to vote against at any cost.

  31. I think the true "joy" was the dopamine rush of winning. Gambling is an addiction and its sad. I think they know they're down $400, but the rush of winning a large chunk ($300) was worth it, like a jonesing junkie getting that first hit. They know it's a problem, but that's what their brain is craving. I've known several people with this addiction, and it's so sad. They're paying to get a hit/fix, not to make cash

  32. Wife and I went to a casino and got our $10 comp cards, then she promptly hit a slot for ~$800. We looked at each other and noped the hell out of that place. Okay, we ate a very nice lunch, THEN noped out. It was freaking fantastic.

  33. I don't remember either (was probably drunk) but I'm glad I'm here.

  34. Hahaha, I know exactly how I found this place. I was trying to show a token effort to appease my wife that I was trying to cut back, when I had no intention of actually doing so. While here, I caught sobriety despite myself. :-)

  35. I was going to ask about after he got older… then I remembered that wasn’t much of a worry for the Von Erich men. :-(

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