1. a half eaten stick of butter and the A key (from keyboard) in a tub of ice cream

  2. man humans are so deranged now a days that even if Satan appeared in time square , some ppl would just take his feet pics and flee , same here , allmost everything you can think of would happen , well almost everything

  3. what do you think he'd do in your body?

  4. The mythical Hebrew leviathan , You know what I'm doing with that sea serpent

  5. burn it all infront of the homeless shelter , got to keep them warm and show what they'll never be able to do or achieve

  6. I'm not a mirror bro , take your meds

  7. Your mom would like to disagree obviously nothing better than that

  8. You need to drop pants and show supremacy

  9. So I'd need to bend over to pay for my sins? Sounds fun with some of hell's creatures.

  10. Nevalgiau ir niekada nevalgysiu macdonaldse.

  11. Undeterminable because you didn't specify how far into the future.

  12. Heard it has a black spot on it's surface and a ring around it.

  13. Living in the middle of nowhere in europe.

  14. Just anything , anything can become anything if you think hard enough , just look at phobias or philias.

  15. put some dirt on your roof and plant blueberries on it.

  16. Brain damage , fell down into the basement as a child (still have a flat part of my skull from that) , broke a mercury thermometer once, didn't realize soldering metal had lead in it.

  17. It's me to collect your debt , that you owe.

  18. Where all the microtransactions then?

  19. They’re all around us. You want heated seats in your car? That’s a subscription. You want to use your at home printer? Another subscription. You want to watch The Great British Bake-off? Subscription. And so on.

  20. Ah , I'm a pirate , sorry, I learned electrical engineering to hijack the heating mechanism in my car , so no subscription

  21. Sucking your mates cock as a dare for a twenty.

  22. What? it's fast , or does you mate last for long?

  23. Same thing with jews , let's move on from the holocaust and start treating them like normal people.

  24. Ah . all humans came from Africa , so I'll go there

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