When I order a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, let it swim and they forget the pickles.
When cooking bacon in a pan, add 1/4 cup of water to the bacon, let the water come to a boil on medium-high heat & when it's almost evaporated turn the heat to medium-low & cook normally, the water helps render the fat in the bacon making it cook more evenly & crisper! I got this tip from "Cooks Illustrated"!
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Tom Waits
That Sounds Incredible 👌
When I order a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, let it swim and they forget the pickles.
😂😂😂😂😂 Reading all these answers & this one got me roaring!!
When they cost $20+
That does certainly make a burger, no matter how delicious, unappetizing 😵💫
Rats 🐀
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"Your Tearing Me Apart Lisa"!
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Thanks broski this one deadass fuckn helped this stomach bug a bitch.
No problem man, I'm seriously glad I could help! 😊
Yo that bitch of a stomach bug finally got outta my system that toast was the savior really appreciate it.
That's amazing man, I read it up in an old wife's remedies book from the 70's, it's always good to study up 😊
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Fred Roger's
Mean Girls
Should: - Whatever the fuck you want to eat on a taco.
You got the idea 💡 😉
Thick Slices Of Raw Tomato 🍅
How do you like thin slices?
That's fine, I just like the tomato to meld with the sandwich, not overpower it
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Cracking an egg, one handed with no shell fragments in the white
If the internet down, a nice hustler or penthouse will do
It was pretty good, hope yours went well 😊
Please don't wash your cast iron pan!
When cooking bacon in a pan, add 1/4 cup of water to the bacon, let the water come to a boil on medium-high heat & when it's almost evaporated turn the heat to medium-low & cook normally, the water helps render the fat in the bacon making it cook more evenly & crisper! I got this tip from "Cooks Illustrated"!