I think this guy should stop helping Dan so much, and also stop being so racist toward the crab people.

So weird to read "A Twitch streamer" referring to Gerstmann lol, even tho that is totally what his job is now.

This is an outrage. His job is scientist.

I think it’s been like 15 years since the last Golden Axe game, but they’ve got a new one in development, so I guess Sega’s really going all in on the franchise now for some reason.

Weirdly this is the second time I’ve seen him beheaded. His he had an arc on The Practice in the early 2000’s that ends with his head in a refrigerator.

Can’t believe you had Martin short there but didn’t do a sketch with him

I wonder if he was just a last minute addition to the monologue because he was in the neighborhood or something.

Kristen loves saying “turrlet”

the last time Ubisoft did a game set in Chicago (Watch Dogs), the map was... not a great representation of the city. I'd be excited to see them redeem themselves with this.

It's the difference between an alien invasion (the outer space kind) and an invasion that references actual historical events and actual oppressed peoples.

I think the differences are the conquistador analogues of Ixalan were portrayed as evil vampires and the native South American analogues were able to be on roughly even footing with the invading force, instead of getting wiped out.

Also he doesn't say Premier set, so it could be an UB or Horizon set

it’s the Final Fantasy UB and they’re all random battles

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if this is such an issue for you, just use old reddit. I didn't even know muting things here was a concept until now because old reddit only shows me the subreddits I deliberately subscribed to.

oh, it's mount synergy. ok.

One mercenary is hardly a crew

They replaced Mark Harmon on NCIS, which appeals to pretty much the same demographic. It's an honest question. Thanks for the answer.

I think NCIS was less centered on Mark Harmon than SVU is on Mariska at this point (NCIS is a bigger cast with other characters who have been around a while, without Mariska SVU is Ice T and some randos).

Dragon's Dogma 2 has microtransactions?

it's basically just paid boosters, nothing actually unique or important. You can pay real money to get something that you could otherwise get in-game for fake money.

Does he need to eat even? Like he drinks soup in the story but like why?

probably just wants to fit in. He’s just a little guy.

And Dan doesn't even have two chucklefucks Statler and Waldorfing it up while he tries to play

Razor and Gizmo are right there

I wish this was true, it's unfortunate that Tibalt and Oko never got to team up as the Disgusting Brothers.

I feel like the term "fairy tale" would have a different meaning in a world where actual fairies are known to exist.

Especially considering who she’s talking to. any tale Oko tells is a fairy tale.

playing Ghost Deck on purple stake, somehow luck into my first Joker being the legendary that duplicates one of your consumables as a negative every round.

She just leaves the 25-year-old picture of her mom on the table.

I assume she keeps a bunch around just for that purpose. Might not even be her mom.

Why was there a dog judge? What's with the dogs?

Dogs is funny

was him reaching into a paper bag there an allusion to Budd Dwyer

wow, has Sarah ever been in a sketch without a wig before

The only question you have to ask yourself is "does spending resources on developing new original lore make more or less money for Hasbro stockholders?"

The upside of original Magic stuff is they don't have to split that money with another brand. Even if something like LotR outsold the last Eldraine set, the profit split might still work out in Eldraine's favor

I agree, but just like with Legos their original sets aren't the main attraction. Go to a toy store and look at the Lego aisle, it's mostly Star wars and other branded stuff (or in their case "real world" stuff like the architecture sets, but that's kind of a brand too).

they did those alternate Dracula versions of cards relatively recently, so the door is open again for public domain stuff

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who's Scott Aukerman played by

Maybe in this one instead of collecting PS gadgets, each area is based in specific games, with mechanics that fit that game. I say specific game because if they do the whole franchises, that might not leave room for a sequel in the near future.

Yes, make Astro into Sony’s Kingdom Hearts.

There should have been a post-credits scene where Dakota Johnson comes out and speaks directly to camera, like “sorry guys, we beefed it. We thought we were doing something, but it turns out this was a real turd”

I am weak to knives, but I would not feel pain if I stabbed someone