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  1. Does your receipt have tip suggestions? I circle them for shitty tippers.

  2. I would’ve called the cops, they skipped out on a bill partially paid. Assholes.

  3. I’m my state, if I’m caught selling alcohol to minors, I face up to $5000 in fines, jail time, and I lose the ability to ever sell alcohol again in my state. Not to mention what would happen to the business, it’s licenses, and owners. Fuck that bitch, the bartender was well within reason.

  4. And there’s no owner or manager jumping in to help? I’d ask for more money or fuckin walk.

  5. Most of the people here don't even realise this is a subreddit for Halo's Warzone and not the garbage from Raven...

  6. Hmmm, seems like Halo Warzone is the garbage as nobody posts about it…

  7. That’s some bullshit! Be forward and frank, that shit ain’t cool.

  8. Take two weeks, sounds like you need it. If they don’t understand that, then you for sure didn’t need to be there in the first place.

  9. They wouldn’t give you two weeks notice to fire you, fuck em.

  10. When they stack plates for me, “You lookin for a part time job?”

  11. My Grammy spent years collecting airline miles in her credit cards. Now she uses her miles to buy all of us family tickets to visit her! Quite the long game.

  12. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were from Ballard, I’ve heard some old locals say some real racist shit.

  13. J-roc and T would probably be the best. just don’t let him get changed though

  14. I use the word “trash” for the non tippers. “Coward” I reserve for people like “can I get a taste of the IPA, the amber, and the Pilsner?” Just order a beer you COWARD!!!

  15. Out of that whole story, the one thing I can’t get over is that a bar is using Pepsi instead of Coke!

  16. I think it might be cheaper vs coke for bars to have. Pepsi is also know for coming in and cleaning their lines more often than coke. But I could be wrong.

  17. In my state/city we clean our own lines. At my spot, once every 2 weeks.

  18. That’s rough, I’m sorry you had to go through that. I can say however that while the church crowd is easily the worst at tipping, college football fans are the worst I’ve had the honor of serving.

  19. Google is your best friend. If liquor.com has a recipe that’s a good base, then confirm with the guest that’s what they want. No shame in learning and confirming!

  20. She’s got the right attitude, she’s ready for serving and bartending. She will be welcomed onto the fold.

  21. When you don’t tip, I still pay taxes on it. So you’re literally taking money out of my pocket.

  22. Can I have a mimosa with light oj? Why isn’t the glass full?

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