I was at work and came out to my car like this. I walked back into the building repeating “what the fuck!?!” I get it was likely a larger bird attack, but it’s just such a startling scene to find atop your car. There are pieces of BEAK scattered around!
It looked like maybe part of an egg? That’s definitely not a baby bird though. I understand it was most likely a bird attack, the scene was just so alarming!
My God, I thought I'd never hear that name again....I worked for a large flight school that dealt with her. We sent the first sacrificial lamb, sharp guy that got through all his stage checks and end of course, with no issues only to bust. Her reasoning was that she had to fail him on something. The flight school put an immediate halt to any other check ride with her....F that
Not just soldiers. They recently did a huge revamp on body armor for women in law enforcement because there was an EXTREMELY high probability if a woman was hit above the nipple line, the bullet would ricochet into her neck.
Wow lol. This reminds me of my ex wife. I moved to her city to be with her (she was also a single mother) and she driving me around showing me places and stepdaughter was along for the ride. Passed by a restaurant and I said in passing “Oh I didn’t know y’all had one of these up here. Took an old girlfriend there years ago”. She got mad and said she didn’t want me mentioning other women from my past because it reminded her that I had sex with other people. I looked at my stepdaughter and looked back at the ex and said “you have a walking, talking reminder you had sex with another man and not only do I accept it, I love her like my own”. Stepdaughter starts cracking up lol. Of course that didn’t go over well. Good times.
I had almost the exact same scenario with an ex boyfriend. When my mom met him, I had to tell her not to bring up any of my past relationships (not that she had a specific reason to), just because he was a jealous, insecure man who had three “reminders” from a previous marriage!
Almost every female law enforcement character is a lesbian. Dead to Me, Bosch, Only Murders in the Building, The Wire. There are so many more I can’t recall at the moment. A woman has to be gay to be in a male dominated career??
Yes, using a stern voice, tell them to get down. Give them a gentle nudge if need be. Eventually they will stop when you’re around. When you’re not around though who knows?
My friend took a bartending course. He said first thing they taught the class was when someone asked for a blended drink “sorry, the blender is broken!”
thank you for doing what I wish I had the balls to do. I would have just moved and rage thought to myself “why the fuck did this person choose that treadmill” for the next 24 hrs. NTA
I left a google review for the place I get my massages after a new therapist made me super uncomfortable with talk of religion and conspiracy theory shit about the government. I felt so vulnerable laying on the table and was very close to walking out. They tried calling me after I left the review but I ignored it. There had been other drama recently at that place and that crazy lady was the final straw.
I’m worried about the mental health of the entire state of Georgia for re-electing this unfit for office shit disturbing intellectually void chaos broker.
Portland, OR. And it’s a damn shame. Growing up there, it used to be incredibly beautiful and welcoming. Now it’s a homelessness drug hell hole with no end in sight.
We used to go every summer for Blues Fest. Parents would let my sister and I go shopping alone as young teens. I last visited downtown two years ago and was heartbroken at the sight of all the tents, graffiti, and boarded up windows.
Louisville, KY. In 2022 Louisville ranked #5 for the most homicides right after Chicago. Crime here has become very routine from theft to drugs to murder. This once great city ain't what it used to be, and makes me so sad.
Recently spent a month in Louisville. Very cool city, but the amount of homeless wandering the streets was shocking. I never felt like my life was in danger or anything, but I definitely crossed the street a few times to avoid the people yelling to themselves.
Someone did that to every car parked at a trailhead. I was so pissed. Driving all the way out there to leave trash
First thing on this subreddit that has made me mumble “what the fuck” in quite some time. Seriously it looks like it combusted
I was at work and came out to my car like this. I walked back into the building repeating “what the fuck!?!” I get it was likely a larger bird attack, but it’s just such a startling scene to find atop your car. There are pieces of BEAK scattered around!
I could be absolutely wrong here but those blue/yellow spheres look a hell of a lot like paintballs
It looked like maybe part of an egg? That’s definitely not a baby bird though. I understand it was most likely a bird attack, the scene was just so alarming!
She just airbrushed the fuck outta her face but left her husband’s wrinkles 😂
That’s her brother
Are you talking about the parents in the 4th picture?
Oh! Totally thought that was the kids all grown up!
My God, I thought I'd never hear that name again....I worked for a large flight school that dealt with her. We sent the first sacrificial lamb, sharp guy that got through all his stage checks and end of course, with no issues only to bust. Her reasoning was that she had to fail him on something. The flight school put an immediate halt to any other check ride with her....F that
I did a double take when I saw the name. Had a friend who worked for her in Redmond. She had quite the reputation even 15ish years ago
I googled "shipping container chick fil a" and there were tons of hits, even videos. Rome, GA.
Bingo
Im tryna look atchu without even smil-wheeze
That put me over the edge and I knew it HAD to be posted here
Body armor for soldiers. This was (is?) an issue for military members stationed in the Middle East.
Not just soldiers. They recently did a huge revamp on body armor for women in law enforcement because there was an EXTREMELY high probability if a woman was hit above the nipple line, the bullet would ricochet into her neck.
Wow lol. This reminds me of my ex wife. I moved to her city to be with her (she was also a single mother) and she driving me around showing me places and stepdaughter was along for the ride. Passed by a restaurant and I said in passing “Oh I didn’t know y’all had one of these up here. Took an old girlfriend there years ago”. She got mad and said she didn’t want me mentioning other women from my past because it reminded her that I had sex with other people. I looked at my stepdaughter and looked back at the ex and said “you have a walking, talking reminder you had sex with another man and not only do I accept it, I love her like my own”. Stepdaughter starts cracking up lol. Of course that didn’t go over well. Good times.
I had almost the exact same scenario with an ex boyfriend. When my mom met him, I had to tell her not to bring up any of my past relationships (not that she had a specific reason to), just because he was a jealous, insecure man who had three “reminders” from a previous marriage!
Almost every female law enforcement character is a lesbian. Dead to Me, Bosch, Only Murders in the Building, The Wire. There are so many more I can’t recall at the moment. A woman has to be gay to be in a male dominated career??
Tin foil was the key for me
My kitten has defied every trick I’ve tried, including the foil
Yes, using a stern voice, tell them to get down. Give them a gentle nudge if need be. Eventually they will stop when you’re around. When you’re not around though who knows?
I thought I succeeded in keeping my cats off the counters. The paw prints on my stainless steel stove would say otherwise
“To move the windshield wipers of a 2011 BMW X3 to the service position, follow these steps:
Now do a 1997 BMW Z3! Same issue!
To put the windshield wipers into service mode on a 1997 BMW Z3, follow these steps:
Well that’s dumb. So just interrupt the wiping cycle. Huh. Thanks OP, you rock!
This may, sorry to say, require a small fee for a local lawyer to write a sternly worded cease-desist-f**k off letter to them.
I doubt OP needs to go that far. They probably just texted an incorrect number. I’d call to clarify who they’re looking for
Bartended for a long time. My two absolute least favorite drinks to make:
My friend took a bartending course. He said first thing they taught the class was when someone asked for a blended drink “sorry, the blender is broken!”
He’s a rescue found on the street but we think he’s a chiweenie
He reminds me of Itchy from All Dogs Go to Heaven!
My dog is a rare one. She loves going to the vet because of the treats they give her. She’s definitely food motivated!
thank you for doing what I wish I had the balls to do. I would have just moved and rage thought to myself “why the fuck did this person choose that treadmill” for the next 24 hrs. NTA
Exactly my thought. I am so quietly judgmental at the gym towards people not following gym etiquette, kudos to OP for saying what we’re all thinking!
this was posted a few weeks ago.
Why did I have to scroll so far to find this comment? They copied this story from someone else and posted it to
I left a google review for the place I get my massages after a new therapist made me super uncomfortable with talk of religion and conspiracy theory shit about the government. I felt so vulnerable laying on the table and was very close to walking out. They tried calling me after I left the review but I ignored it. There had been other drama recently at that place and that crazy lady was the final straw.
You can probably take them to Peak Fitness and they can scan the tag and call the owner.
I’m worried about the mental health of the entire state of Georgia for re-electing this unfit for office shit disturbing intellectually void chaos broker.
Only 170k out of 526k registered voters in the 14th congressional district voted for her. Her opponent received 80k votes. We’re not ALL insane
Yes present company excepted 😊
🙏🏼 my deepest gratitude
I was raised in Miami, and Portland, Oregon is what Florida would be without the brain melting heat and humidity.
I follow wtfportland on Instagram. Portland Man is definitely the new Florida Man
yeah, something is definitely going on there
You mean like the UN General Assembly as the caption refers to?
Great idea! I have a bike as well I’d like to donate!
"It's only $1,000."
Had a friend say these exact words after buying some cigars for her husband. Made me nauseous
Portland, OR. And it’s a damn shame. Growing up there, it used to be incredibly beautiful and welcoming. Now it’s a homelessness drug hell hole with no end in sight.
We used to go every summer for Blues Fest. Parents would let my sister and I go shopping alone as young teens. I last visited downtown two years ago and was heartbroken at the sight of all the tents, graffiti, and boarded up windows.
Louisville, KY. In 2022 Louisville ranked #5 for the most homicides right after Chicago. Crime here has become very routine from theft to drugs to murder. This once great city ain't what it used to be, and makes me so sad.
Recently spent a month in Louisville. Very cool city, but the amount of homeless wandering the streets was shocking. I never felt like my life was in danger or anything, but I definitely crossed the street a few times to avoid the people yelling to themselves.