1. When I was in college I had a girlfriend she ended up heading off to med school in another state and I’m just a very VERY loyal person. I had a study group I put together one semester and had the HOTTEST girl in the world in my class and would show up to every study group. I would cook for these things. Make food and people would show up and I essentially just grazed on their knowledge. One of the days she was the only one that showed up. She got bored and wanted to watch a movie instead of studying and I said yeah sure, so we watched a movie and she started getting comfortable. Laid her head on my shoulder and put her hand on the collar of my shirt. With her eyes closed tried pulling me in closer and I just played it off. I never wanted it so bad but I really didn’t want to cheat on my gf. Turns out she was cheating while she was in med school. So I got fucked twice and not in the good way. The study girl was like a beautiful Doe in the woods. Like effortlessly beautiful. I regret being so loyal but at the same time I know I got an iron fucking will.

  2. "I don't know you that well. Come on my face instead"

  3. That’s so hilarious that someone actually said this to me once. I was on dating apps and when I first met this girl, she said come in(to her house) I sat on the couch and the first thing she said was “you’re going to make me blow you before we go to dinner aren’t you?” And then proceeded to say this very thing to me. I don’t know you very well so I’m not going around swallowing cum from guys I barely know. And I’m like wow that’s such a weird line to draw given where we are right now 😂

  4. Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down loooowwww

  5. When it works on the first try is when I start to get suspicious.

  6. This happened to me the other day. I wrote out maybe 60-70 lines of code and it just worked on the first try. I spent the next 2 hours triple checking everything for mistakes.

  7. It was pretty good to be fair. It was rare on the middle third and medium for the rest.

  8. That’s because it’s the size of a ham! 😂

  9. It is a big boy! I asked my gf to get a tenderloin that was suitable for a beef wellington, and the guy gave her that beast and charged her a fortune for it. It’s all good though, as it tasted amazing

  10. What makes the mac and cheese Cajun?

  11. You wanna talk about hot buttered sausage?

  12. I have no clue how your club makes it back to the ball after that colorful backswing but if it works for you then it works. 

  13. I dunno Tiger is pretty good from his knees so maybe he should try kneeling? 

  14. Parentheses are what javascript use to evaluate expressions.

  15. I'll take becoming unattractive, and then instantly, I'm the sexiest man on earth.

  16. Poorness. Then I’ll be the richest man in the world

  17. One of my exes had what we lovingly referred to as old man balls.  Whenever we were in the shower or bath together he would let me play with and stretch his excessive amount of ball skin, (completely non sexual). I called it the bat wing lmaooo 

  18. Go watch this movie called Waiting. Ryan Reynolds and Justin Long. Hilarious. You’ll appreciate it

  19. It is hoisted, that's why there's a Temporal Dead Zone (TDZ). The runtime throws, if you try to use the variable before it's initialized.

  20. It’s also good practice for organization.

  21. Legislators that sit in public office are not to give nor receive any incentives cash or otherwise to or from any officer of any corporation barring personal relationships that can be traced not to an origin relating to legislation correlated with that officer’s business indirectly or otherwise. Additionally, this rule extends to any and all proxies to or from any legislator(s) or corporation officer(s) in question.

  22. Nothing is worse than a homebrew framework. We're surviving (and evolving out of) an ugly mishmash of jquery, handlebars, and old aspx.

  23. Sir this is a casino. Why are you asking me that while I am at the table

  24. Op reminds me of that key and peele episode where they plan a heist at a bank and he’s talking about getting a job to slowly siphon off money from the bank 😂

  25. What about the movie Malcolm & Marie. Its a nice drama between an arguing couple and the stages they go through in that evening.

  26. Oh that was a work of art and she was fantastic in that. It just isn’t very well known

  27. Can you explain your reasoning? Why do you need a github secret in your frontend app? If you need to pull down github data and display it in your app, you can store it in the backend and use an authentication token for your user to your backend and expose an api endpoint. Then you use that endpoint on your front end and your backend uses the key to retrieve github data and relay it to your app. Otherwise someone is going to find your key since it will be cached in the browser

  28. How do you make $10k/mo reselling brands? Is he buying limited edition stuff that sells out then reselling it for ridiculous prices? Using bots to snag them when they first drop or something? That’s crazy.

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