This is the current serving Diversity Chief for the Pentagon
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A glowing commendation for all to see
I'm in this with you.
This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth
Can't stop seeing stars
Are you being serious right now?
Listen, get educated, and get involved.
A golden splash of respect
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back
*Lowers face into palm*
- By - PineBarrens89
Trump says if we don’t elect him president, we are all going to die.
That's a little funny
When laughter meets percussion
- By - Travismatthew08
Person gets hired at Twitter during the Elon Musk takeover and gets stuck in limbo receiving 6 figures a year without anyone at Twitter even knowing of his existence
I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.
- By - VladVV
Why is the screenshot missing the time/date stamp? And if this is in fact a tweet from the currently chief of diversity at the Pentagon, where’s the blue check mark?
Your cat be all kinds of shlumped.
I thought it was a pile of compost bags and heads of cabbage. I was wondering if maybe you planned on taking it to make your own compost.... (Gardening is obviously on my mind) lol
I considered poking around for salvageable Yodas but a trip to urgent care for tetanus and/or rabies shots wasn’t worth the hassle.
Treasured by another, one's refuse may be.
Nicely done. I dig it.
The expression, “I fuck with ____.”
La pelota de la playa.
Was this a paraphrased quote by Filipkoski? I’ve tried finding the original source to no avail.
So there’s this book called: The Bible.
TY but respectfully, I was asking if TrumptyDumpty said anything remotely close to “(you’re) all going to die,” which if I put any credence in doomsday lingo like oblivion, I suppose he did.
-69 :D
Vaguely feeling bad for OP being a self-admitted slob.
I have a friend who cleans homes for free for older people who have a hard time moving around.You just never know people's situations 🥹😭
Amen to that.
Before ⭕️ After ♾
At a glance, it appears to be 7 pages of questions due in 10 days, 8.2 questions per day. OP needs to nut up.
It’s a civil suit not criminal.
Yes, and he will find a way to slither out of it or not a pay a dime for any damages that comes of it
The prospect of having to pay up will keel him. Just the stink of being financially on the hook for r•pe will KEEEL him. That’s my point. ✌🏼
Pretty rich coming from a 36 year old grandmother....these assclowns literally have zero self awareness.
Bobo is on track to be a great grandmother by 51.
Bro wtf? Most 17 year olds dont have grandmas because they died of old age. This woman finna be a 51 year old GREAT grandmother
Yeppers, bro. That’s how they DO, baby, in the gun lovin’, root toot boot scootin’ family of Bobo-Boeberts.
Either way, both those beers are an expressway to the twelve gates of Hell.
They're already nudging her age up.
Thank you for pointing that out.
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Legal age of consent in Colorado is 17.
It is, however, 800 miles from the Rio Grande Valley... because the RGV is over by Brownsville.
By my own admission, I suck at geography, so I accept as fact everything you wrote. Especially your last sentence.👊🏼
JFC, I’m a D+ geography student at best and even I know El Paso isn’t 800 f•cking miles from the border.
Pretty sure if Teidrich posted on Reddit daily he’d have been accused of karma farming by now.
Wake me up when "could" becomes "will."
Edging porn for Drumpf haters.
A better burn would have been “bigly stupid violin.”
This could possibly be the worst thing I have ever seen posted here. Honestly: Sweep it up, throw it away and buy a new one. The heartache in trying to unfuck that can't be worth it.
10/10 WTS. 10/10 Comment.
This is when you wish you had a friend on the spectrum. I look at this and think “challenge accepted”
❤️
Upvote for OP’s title.
Table saw.
Flying cars to crash into wind turbines, Jewish space lasers and Chinese spy balloons. Solid plan from the stable genius.
Vegas odds that dude’s first day in Gen Pop will be his last?
I straight up cannot tell if your baking dish cracked or it’s just my phone screen.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o84U5xPhrn42WgBJC
Eggs-actly!!!