Qualifications: Shooter. (Checks out)

Innocent laughter

To the MOON.

When laughter meets percussion


A sense of impending doom

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

I needed this today

That's a little funny

You got me stone faced

  1. “I’d blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork”

  2. Get into a union or department of labor apprenticeship and your GI Bill will pay you a hellacious stipend

  3. Look man, either use a cream or quit complaining

  4. It's mildly infuriating that someone will take the time to post about this but not buy/apply moisturizer.

  5. I assure you I do. Aveeno at home and in my vehicle Okeefes at work Gold bond ultimate eczema relief on my nightstand

  6. Crazy detail to catch but do you guys realize they were skinny dipping in a lake with alligators?

  7. Yeah that’s… every lake in FL. Do you think we just don’t swim in the lakes? Fuck that!

  8. It was for sale. Sold for 35K. We explored it before it went on the market. Just a couple weeks after somebody had cleared completely out and posted it on Zillow.

  9. I saw a cool cypher in the bathroom stall today. It said "Trump Sucks". 100% true story.

  10. I saw one the other day that said “fuck James”

  11. I admire your dad’s admiration for his love. May he Rest In Peace.

  12. I swear to Jesus I made this post because my son and I are watching Home Alone 2.

  13. Orville Redenbacher. Some girls get so hot for him, but I don’t see it.

  14. Was that by chance the Glacier Basin Trail? Trailhead starts at White River Campground?

  15. Funniest unfunny shit ever… he probably fucking WILL work there guys.. 🤦‍♂️

  16. I blurred the company name at the top because I’m pretty sure it’ll lead to the place of work of whoever is doing this and I don’t need the internet swarming them lol. I can figure it out myself if my theory is true.

  17. Are you in Florida? I swear I know the handwriting

  18. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Transformers on fire off the shoulder of i-90. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like wirenuts in conduit

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