With big tables, you're going around taking orders from everyone, answering questions and just about to leave, "Anything else I can do for you folks at the moment?"
First thing to report is that she probably has no workers comp insurance which may be illegal, not sure about VA. In CA, I've known business owners who have been fined 50k for not having it. Google how to anonymously report this in VA.
Once had a ex FBI agent and his wife. All night long they kept referring to me as hey you and snapping their fingers at me. I wear a big gold name tag on my lapel. I was being super attentive as we were slow. They complained about every course but did everything but lick their plates clean. They left no tip. Shit heads. After they left and I was cleaning up I might have found a loaded pistol under the table on the floor. I really wanted to throw it in the trash but being a nice guy I gave it to my manager.
I had a table of 6 once during December. They decided to stiff me, not out of malice, but because they were all drunk. (I did not serve them that much). The group had rented a limo to go Christmas shopping. Their bill was ~300USD. And I got a big 0.
Depending on the state you are in, them firing you when you have a medical release may be illegal. Check up on it. Still....your boss is a cuntwaffle, leave ASAP.
When I have a whole tray of drinks and I set down 1 drink and they immediately go CAN I HAVE A STRAW
BOT
With big tables, you're going around taking orders from everyone, answering questions and just about to leave, "Anything else I can do for you folks at the moment?"
"nobody has gotten their drinks yet....there are 38 of you."
I wonder what WOULD happen if they all flushed at the exact same moment?
30 minutes later, would they have to shit again?
All I see is three cunts
Thats Mike Tyson
Thath Ludaquith
She couldn’t hi-c that coming though?
She didn't have the power to aide her situation.
The car got tired.
Rimshot!
What a time to be alive, it was!
Saw one at a car show with an ls7 swap. Was insane.
Togo's used to have wood paneling and arcades.
It was CART racing in DTSJ, a precursor to Indy. Still...open wheel racing on the streets was awesome.
Frisco. Don't leave anything valuable in the vehicle.
Nobody from the bay calls it Frisco. Still, you are not wrong.
Totally, loved the swanky lighting when you board the plane
Only got to fly them once and it was great
Pan Am or TWA for international flights
First thing to report is that she probably has no workers comp insurance which may be illegal, not sure about VA. In CA, I've known business owners who have been fined 50k for not having it. Google how to anonymously report this in VA.
8 Bad Monkeys into a Klon
S+
Piss and poo in the toan hole
Once had a ex FBI agent and his wife. All night long they kept referring to me as hey you and snapping their fingers at me. I wear a big gold name tag on my lapel. I was being super attentive as we were slow. They complained about every course but did everything but lick their plates clean. They left no tip. Shit heads. After they left and I was cleaning up I might have found a loaded pistol under the table on the floor. I really wanted to throw it in the trash but being a nice guy I gave it to my manager.
Unload it safely and....trash pistol!
I had a table of 6 once during December. They decided to stiff me, not out of malice, but because they were all drunk. (I did not serve them that much). The group had rented a limo to go Christmas shopping. Their bill was ~300USD. And I got a big 0.
Take step dad to dinner.
Ford
Next up, the anal prolapse series....solder it back together yourself.
JC Whitney sends you a Christmas card for keeping them in business.
Its a hungrycaster
Depending on the state you are in, them firing you when you have a medical release may be illegal. Check up on it. Still....your boss is a cuntwaffle, leave ASAP.
Pilot Jhark'd his hand too quick on the controls
Trying to diagnose an amp on the internet is like trying to dance about architecture.
Good guitars, but heard they don't have good resale value. If I bought one, it would would be one I was married to.
Fart in their general direction
Wish you could get Warwick bodies downscaled for regular guitars. Love the Thumb and the Vette both.