Why do the pats of butter feel like their lives are so topsy-turvy? By - Jester57 16 hours ago Why do the pats of butter feel like their lives are so topsy-turvy? By - Jester57 16 hours ago I’ve just invented an electronic device that fits on a dog’s neck to prevent aggression. Instead of attacking people and other dogs, they turn tail and run away. By - Jester57 1 day ago I’ve just invented an electronic device that fits on a dog’s neck to prevent aggression. Instead of attacking people and other dogs, they turn tail and run away. By - Jester57 1 day ago I landed a temp job at a museum's T-Rex exhibit. It seems they're... By - andersonfmly 3 days ago My old dentist had his good days and his bad days. By - Jester57 2 days ago My old dentist had his good days and his bad days. By - Jester57 2 days ago When I was an elevator repairman, I dated one of my coworkers. By - Jester57 3 days ago When I was an elevator repairman, I dated one of my coworkers. By - Jester57 3 days ago I tried dating a defensive lineman. By - Jester57 4 days ago I tried dating a defensive lineman. By - Jester57 4 days ago The police handed him a nice, steaming cup of hot cocoa while they were taking his picture. By - Jester57 5 days ago The police handed him a nice, steaming cup of hot cocoa while they were taking his picture. By - Jester57 5 days ago I once made a suit out of mushrooms, but it fell apart almost immediately. By - Jester57 6 days ago I once made a suit out of mushrooms, but it fell apart almost immediately. By - Jester57 6 days ago I need to quit drinking while I’m stumbling up the slope from the bar to my house… By - Jester57 1 week ago I need to quit drinking while I’m stumbling up the slope from the bar to my house… By - Jester57 1 week ago What is a fart… By - Jester57 1 week ago I knew a group that was convinced that the source of all earthly power and glory lay in the worship of evil shiny cloth. By - Jester57 1 week ago I knew a group that was convinced that the source of all earthly power and glory lay in the worship of evil shiny cloth. By - Jester57 1 week ago I tried dating a mechanic. When you follow your heart, love is the answer By - Jester57 1 week ago I tried dating a mechanic. By - Jester57 1 week ago The two-headed cow escaped from the sideshow at the circus. By - Jester57 1 week ago The two-headed cow escaped from the sideshow at the circus. By - Jester57 1 week ago I dated a chiropractor. By - Jester57 1 week ago I’ll bet making jokes like this Rex your chances for permanent employment. Reply It’s just one of the many stories of being an elevator repair man. Reply Sorry, I put this in the wrong section. When you break “up”, you’re generally a pretty bad elevator repair man. Reply I don’t get it. Maybe that’s why they got fired? Reply When you break “up”, you’re generally a pretty bad elevator repairman. Reply When you break “up”, you’re generally going to be considered a bad elevator repair man. Reply Sounds like a relationship like that would have a lot of ups and downs Reply She really knew how to push my buttons. Reply Should of went for an O-lineman, they’re more likely to hold you. Reply Defensive backs are also noted for how they’ll hold you. Reply Sounds exhausting. I'd say you got tyred of that pretty quick. Reply Well, the spark went out of the relationship pretty quickly. Reply That’s just the thing; she wouldn’t get off my back. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website
I’ve just invented an electronic device that fits on a dog’s neck to prevent aggression. Instead of attacking people and other dogs, they turn tail and run away. By - Jester57 1 day ago
I’ve just invented an electronic device that fits on a dog’s neck to prevent aggression. Instead of attacking people and other dogs, they turn tail and run away. By - Jester57 1 day ago
The police handed him a nice, steaming cup of hot cocoa while they were taking his picture. By - Jester57 5 days ago
The police handed him a nice, steaming cup of hot cocoa while they were taking his picture. By - Jester57 5 days ago
I need to quit drinking while I’m stumbling up the slope from the bar to my house… By - Jester57 1 week ago
I need to quit drinking while I’m stumbling up the slope from the bar to my house… By - Jester57 1 week ago
I knew a group that was convinced that the source of all earthly power and glory lay in the worship of evil shiny cloth. By - Jester57 1 week ago
I knew a group that was convinced that the source of all earthly power and glory lay in the worship of evil shiny cloth. By - Jester57 1 week ago
Sorry, I put this in the wrong section. When you break “up”, you’re generally a pretty bad elevator repair man. Reply
I’ll bet making jokes like this Rex your chances for permanent employment.
It’s just one of the many stories of being an elevator repair man.
Sorry, I put this in the wrong section. When you break “up”, you’re generally a pretty bad elevator repair man.
I don’t get it. Maybe that’s why they got fired?
When you break “up”, you’re generally a pretty bad elevator repairman.
When you break “up”, you’re generally going to be considered a bad elevator repair man.
Sounds like a relationship like that would have a lot of ups and downs
She really knew how to push my buttons.
Should of went for an O-lineman, they’re more likely to hold you.
Defensive backs are also noted for how they’ll hold you.
Sounds exhausting. I'd say you got tyred of that pretty quick.
Well, the spark went out of the relationship pretty quickly.
That’s just the thing; she wouldn’t get off my back.