Touch a woman sometime to find out that Valentine’s week spans from 7th to 14th and consists of the following: 1.Rose Day 2.Propose Day 3.Chocolate Day 4.Teddy Day 5.Promise Day 6.Kiss Day 7.Hug Day 8.Valentine’s Day

When is Sex Day? This sounds like something made up by a w*man (idiot thinks there's 8 days in a week)

it's actually 7 seven days per week (you have to round up)

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Arkansas

Tennessee

Tennessee deez nuts

Why does it feel like I have to re-link my Bungie account every single time another one of these comes out?

Because Bungie has the only website on the entire internet that makes you log in every single time you visit the page. It's like 2 extra clicks but makes me irrationally angry every time I use the LFG site or redeem a code.

As a child, I was traumatised by my grandmother's story of my uncle's colon hanging out of his ass due to extreme straining because of severe constipation. As an adult, I did not expect to be laughing at these memes.

Ok...

Bruh why would I have a organ in my ass? I don’t fart jazz

Yeah babe I'm a musician I play the sex organ shits aggressively

Pasteillos para tostard

he just respawns dumbass

Infinite foreskins then

What if Jesus said no?

He can't if I have a gun

Destiny 2 enjoyers when the bad alien flies up in a big ship:

I think we’re going to get erections at an inappropriate time like during a play or in the Fred meyer topical ointment section

Or in my parents custody hearing 🥰

How dare they say it ended in D1!!!! I can't handle life without my black and red beloved! 😭😭😭🟥⬛🟥⬛

This makes me unhappy I think a reasonable response is to send the devs death threats

Downvoted for "this is going to get downvoted to hell"

I will beat my wife

Nuh uh

This pic hard af

Me too

Over-feathering is just as bad imo. Glad the trend of completely feathering T-Rex is dying, considering skin impressions show no evidence of it.

Hey guys can anyone tell me what has changed in this game since 2019?

What I would do to be back in 2019. Like irl

I can't believe it's been 10 years already 😭

It's only the male roosters that scream and not the female chickens, we truly do live in a society 🤡

Well only roosters crow but hens can and do scream and make a fuss early in the morning if they get spooked

I am retarded

Nuh uh

Watch me rap…

🙌

there were a bunch of inbred rednecks all freaked out that the chinese were getting vital information about their walmart locations....

Ah hell naw they ain't coming for my Cracker Barrel

Look guys his glasses are askew haha funny 🤣

The Warlock menu animation is somewhat unnerving. It’s like a beating heart. Reminds me of the Black Heart, which is fitting considering Strand is a Darkness element.

Guy looks ready to serve up a bowl of ramen

omg

Me explaining to the game commissioner that the federally protected family of burrowing owls that I exterminated were actually Zorpalods

The flamethrower is tempting but I really have my heart set on an anti-furry hangman's noose. Thanks for the offer bro but I'll pass 🚫🐶

Ihaveihaveihavereddit try not to piss their diapers when they're faced with the truth that furries are disgusting subhuman generates challenge

Did you hear the music in the latest trailer? Might be a sneak peek at the mood in LF

Imagine eating horses, kinda cringe ngl

Why, what other use do they have anymore?

Simpons