1. "Babe, Dr. Mad has kidnapped you five times this week, are you hiding something from me?"

  2. Well doctors are trained to. They call it a thrombic thump or something like that. I can't remember the correct name.

  3. "We are about to land at KickMyAss airport. Please return to your seats."

  4. "Hey, wanna see my marbles and my Lego collection?"

  5. If you can't limit yourself, why do you get in a relationship in the first place?

  6. They threw the dart in a completely random direction and still hit a bullseye.

  7. "I hope he goes outside for once and I get the house to myself!"

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