Anvil

The anvil hit the anvilman on the head and the cheeseburgler laughed and then died.

10/10

I'ma a fucking nerd. 4.5 gpa.

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But don’t you have to be dead to….

you want friends

Nice way to say i’m not hot

no

Most of em

Yup, i’m like a rare pokémon

confess by putting your beds together in minecraft

^ this

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony, then everything changed when the fire nation put on this fit

Wear an anvil hat and take over the democratic republic of the congo to instill your own personal dictatorship regime

get an axe to chop all the logs

it’s alright, i’m not feeling like that anymore. sometimes when i’m eating something i get the urge to throw up :’)

that’s mildly concerning

it is. it happens with pretzels or anything that has too much texture ig. it happened earlier when i was eating grits which was what made me sick

gotcha, well hope you don’t feel sick anymore from now on

dog you are 13 and 6’1” that’s cool, why would people not like you for that?

Hello anvil man. Are you making a return?

perhaps

What’s with the smoke against construction workers?

raw

Medium rare

absolute menace

woah its anvil man

ikr

what do you mean is it an actual wall? bro it’s in the name

i mean like is it like connected to other walls and like making an actual structure?

it was a wall that was built for defensive purposes in ancient china, I don’t think I would call one of the wonders of the world an inconvenience, and wdym structure? the wall is the structure

Betty

hi anvil too bad you won’t know who i am

This is one of life’s greatest regrets

fr i’m the greatest. i fucked trump and now the wall is in my ass

wha-

Your mugshot

noice

Didn’t

I hope you are referring to a frisbee

No, not a frisbee. I’m talking about the dough thing with the hole in the middle.

no that’s not what I-

what