Ethereal was the first word that came to mind.

Proof of collective consciousness

EMDR was a complete mess for me. I think it started with "first, make a list of all the traumatic things that have ever happened to you..."

Mine was done horribly wrong. No prep and I was definitely too “unwell” for it. The person had just finished the class for it and was like “Covid is making us do everything virtually.” They didn’t finish the therapy and freaked out a bit when I freaked out fully.

Gotta try to select the character in the brackets, you’ll get more tries. 

Ugh I learned about that waaaaay too late into the game

My Dad. He grew up poor. He accidentally hit a rabbit with his car, looked it over to make sure it was intact, and took it home to make rabbit stew.

My blood dad. He was speeding on his motorcycle and right as a cop flipped his lights on and pulled out behind him, a massive duck/goose hit him square in the chest. Knocked him clear off his bike. The cop came up and made sure he was okay and let him go saying that it was punishment enough. My dad brought home the bird and cooked it up too. (I wasn’t there and this dude had a history of lying but he had a massive bruise on his chest and a dead bird so i believe it)

I have achondroplasiaphobia or lollypopguildophobia or a fear of people with dwarfism. It used to be paralyzing. There was a girl in my hs who’s locker was next to my history class and I missed that class a few times bc she was there.

i am afraid of my hands feeling big...i have no idea how this came about but just imagining my hands being bigger than they should be genuinely makes me feel ill

Are you Charlie’s uncle?

Making a statement and then saying “Not!”

“Said the liar”

Makes it sad when you think about all the squirrels waiting for a cuddle at night but never got one because their partner got ran over.

Hughie be like…

Last image goes philosophical: “What is not a hand grenner?”

He’s cupping the grenner with both hands but from his back it looks like his arms are supposed to be angled in different directions.

It may not be her finest role but I really enjoyed that show. I’m not a stoner either so you can’t blame my liking the show on identifying with the characters. There was some good character development in the show.

It was cool seeing Travis in Fallout, I really wasn’t expecting that

When I was younger I once whacked it to a sex scene in a Nicolas Cage movie, one blurry floppy tit that lasted about .10 seconds. The Weatherman, what a weird sexual awakening

I accidentally burned Princess Leia into my big screen when I was 12.

Y’all stay giving these freaks fap material.

I just rubbed one out to this comment so you could feel more included

Introducing foreign devices into the amazon network is a big no no.

And easily detectable

That's gotta be Kane!!

Kane is running/ruining my hometown…

Only if it consents

My fiancé heard my laugh from the other side of my house. Gd

Photograph by Nickleback. It’s still the worst

SFist calls it a houseboat, but it isn’t. It’s a common error, but this is a floating home. They’re two different things. Houseboats are mobile under their own power, and are generally modified boats. Floating homes are homes on floats, and are typically not motorized.

I wanna see one with a little floating yard too

Yes. They don't look very pigeony

I jokingly based my solidification of simulation theory on the fact that I hadn’t seen baby pigeons with my own eyes. You can show me a picture of one but you’ll never be able to prove 100% it wasn’t fabricated. It was an interesting day when my fiancé pointed at the worlds shittiest nest on bird spikes outside a cafe in florida. Three little ugly shits sat there, mouths agape waiting for the mother pigeon to return, which I also personally witnessed.

We have a pretty serious "bad driver" problem in Peoria for sure. I can't go a single day without seeing several people doing absolutely idiotic things.

I JUST moved here and I’m amazed to the point of laughing at how bad it is here. I saw three accidents in the span of twenty minutes at the same intersection (idk which bc I’m new). One dude ran a stop sign and turned left while I was turning right, I honked a bb honk to let them know I was there, I got the finger and then was followed for over a mile. He kept trying to get next to me by driving on the sidewalk. The dude was freaking out and making sure his dash cam was recording even though I had the right of way. I’ve decided to never use my horn again here.

Surface streets don’t have a “fast lane” and a “slow lane”

My rule of thumb is that if you can turn left, there’s no fast lane

It seems that YOU have never flown a drone before?

One thing is certain, I have never flown a drone before

We would need a time machine and someone to convince my mother.

Well I tried my best but she told me off and threw a shoe at me.

Where’s the chunk of meat?

I’ve eaten old candy on accident and was messed up about 1-2 days later

RemindMe! 2 days

And urine-ferior at it

What’s the “play on words” equivalent of

A thimble?

Sigh… same

I'm intending to die naked.

You’re going to literally shit the bed but what will you care, right?

“Welcome to the club” -my dad