The Nazis stole the swastika from Hinduism/Buddhism.

This hurts my brain that people can't tell the difference, its also flipped the other way

This is my entry protocol so I can masturbate.

If they wana see balls. Power to em I say

Far quicker than counting 50 sheets. Let the printer count

This lamp post here will do, mate.

Without pointing

Does he just go under walls too?

This is a full on cartoon fight with a cloud of dust until they're done 🤣

Fitted by the dealers half the time

This... amg line = //amg branding

Tell J2, J3 that you file your own tax return and ask them to put you on D0 tax code (40% on everything you earn)

Power move

Best spot is on the edge so you can mess around with those loose flappy metal that are underneath

2nd from the edge actually. 😏

So you don't get shoved off?

Yup. Exactly what I meant

erm.... shouldnt it say "hers"

Weeelll.... maybe not

If you want to get caught or look stupid. Just move one

how big should it be?

A 1 bed studio flat in the uk please

One…? They’re both…one…

🤣 too many

Chromecast?

Too weak, its fine for watching things but trying to work would be painful

This is why there are building codes

Uk, completely legit as the codes only specify depth & hight of each step which technically is fine. I saw them in a new referb after an office got turned into a flat 😳

Family of 3, £600 a month. Inc toiletries, cleaning etc. not inc alcohol or eating out.

£3 for a pack of 4 own brand piss water isn't even a treat nowadays

I just mock these peoples voices back at them or every time they yell I honk my horn and motion that I can’t hear them for some reason.

Or let her place you under arrest, then sue her for false imprisonment. As it's normally only allowed to prevent harm of another, not road traffic incidents haha

Very important that tie sits correct. I agree

Hate how some people in power wear ties that hang below their sack. Like mate, wut doin?

This guy definitely plays for Man United

Got the shorts and everything

They sell lots of fried stuff. They have friers for wings and people don't always want pizza so they just get wings and fries or chicken fingers or something.

In the UK they sell potatoe wedges not fries. Do chicken wings etc but everything goes through the same conveyor oven

I'd spin and hope he throws up before I do

If you don't like your coworkers

I don't like eggs.

But why

Great office snack

Guy in the back is like: honey, I want one

Well, we have 3 hours to figure out a get away plan

Going to be gutted when he finds out the junior doctor who diagnosed him was overworked and tired and so made a mistake and he actually has 30+ years left to slog through.

Fucked it, life insurance cashed in already

Sorry I signed an NDA. Government matter.