The only unbelievable thing about this story is that you don't have time to have sex. Haven't seen me in action is all I'm saying.

This is actually the most scientific accurate answer, people should not be afraid.

good thing we've got the two scientists on the case over here or they might embarrass themselves talking about shit they have no idea about on reddit

you should read up about pair bonding species and tournament species and how humans are in between both categories. If you did that, you'd come across as less uninformed

good thing i have everyone telling me how i should educate myself and how specifically in 2024 people are scared to acknowledge the role of protection a man should have over his family. Good stuff. Quality content. When are your books out?

hold on - this isn't an AITAH question. There is no question if OP is an asshole. This is just a complaint.

where's monkey?

Why didn't Happy Gilmore just use the eagles to get on the green every time?

Wouldn't be the first time someone tripping insane amounts of balls has said the words, 'this is all terence mckenna's fault.'

She's mashing it

She does that

SES Dawn of Iron. I've always said that iron is the metal of democracy. Don't ask me any further questions.

bofor deez nuts.

I did a carer's claim not too long ago and after it was past its due date for completion, wrote a complaint through the mygov site mentioning that because I was expecting to hear anything about the claim that I was now experiencing financial hardship (Which i was). It was sorted out by the afternoon. YMMV but magic words appear to be financial hardship in a complaint form.

I thought it was pretty shit ngl

both in our 30's (39)

Then why isn't it in my hand?

You put it in the special filing cabinet that's the bin

As a joke, yeah 😒

WOW THE FOLLOWING DAY HUH GOD?

Wary of the source, hasn't really been picked up anywhere that isn't an absolute rag. If true, these people need to be fired and never be given responsibility in a medical setting.

What should happen if it's not true?

One thing we can say for sure is that Stalin never stole land from an Australian Aborigine, which makes him better than 99% of the white men in this country.

Based on this, we should probably gift Russia the Ukraine and maybe the port of Darwin. Here's an interesting fact: If you were to replace the words Joseph Stalin with Vladimir Putin, look whose name pops up. Coincidence? Wake up, sheeple.

why is malcom not in the middle here?

What made my palms sweat was after he gets to the top and starts fumbling around like Danny DeVito in it's always sunny

I was kinda hoping this post was gonna be in all caps

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Just another thing the British have stolen from antiquated Greece

I am continually finding myself murdering witness after witness

Dicks out for Harambe

I have trench penis from long term exposure

Having to shave your foreskin every couple of weeks

Hands up who thinks she’s fucking Mike?

Hard to bang someone that doesn't exist

Obviously in the heartland of Islamic Kenya